7 Hilarious Sweden Swedish Puns

During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.

Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.

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👤︎ u/jolindbe

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er

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👤︎ u/pm_me_anything___

📅︎ Oct 10 2017

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TIL that Swedish Fish are actually shaped like Sweden, not fish.

Yeah, it turns out the fish part is a red herring.

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👤︎ u/NeonNytrox

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?

an artificial Swedener

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👤︎ u/Confused_gay69

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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Swedish joke

My dad was telling me about how my cousin in Sweden ate some glass the other day. Turns out glass means "ice cream" in Swedish, and he went on to explain that "Swedes who live in glass houses shouldn't snow cones." That was about the hardest I've ever groaned.

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👤︎ u/superblockio

📅︎ Nov 23 2015

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Sitting at home; Dad's just left to the store.

Dad: Will you bring back some Swedish fish?

Me: What? YOU have the car.

Dad: When you go to Sweden :D

Me(Who will be studying abroad in Sweden next year): ... Haha

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👤︎ u/BaaadluckBrian

📅︎ Mar 21 2015

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If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er.

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👤︎ u/pm_me_anything___

📅︎ Oct 10 2017

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