β€œDad, can I go to the renaissance festival?” Dad: β€œNo, you’re grounded.”

Son: No fair!!

Dad: Exactly what I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Getting some keys cut

I took my daughter to get some keys cut at Home Depot. She picked out a pink one and I picked out a super awesome Star Wars key. They cut her key first followed by mine

"Daddy, the machine is louder cutting your key"

"Well kiddo, that's because Star Wars keys need more Force"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minnick27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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