Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh' sound.
At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
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Don't sugar coat things
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︎ Feb 25 2023
some sugar for my coffe
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What do you get when you mix a dictionary, sugar, flour, butter, eggs, milk and salt?
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︎ Mar 13 2023
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar,
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︎ Mar 15 2023
Shocking sugar content in this sparkling drink
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︎ Mar 10 2023
What are some good puns involving sugar?
Could be anything related. Carbs, sugars, techno science mumbo jumbo, etc.
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︎ Jan 13 2023
I miss sugar
After all these years we glucose
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︎ Jan 29 2023
Sugar cane is the sweetest cane, walking cane is the slowest cane. What is the fastest cane?
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︎ Sep 30 2022
Jokes about caster sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara
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︎ Feb 10 2023
Why don't they use artificial sugar in Sweden?
Because everything there is naturally swedened.
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︎ Oct 17 2022
What kind of chicken does a sugar glazed rooster make?
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︎ Jan 06 2023
In Liverpool, those little white sachets of sugar are quite common.
But the brown ones, demerara.
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︎ Nov 30 2022
What do you call spanish sugar?
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︎ Oct 26 2022
Ive taken sugar dady to the next level
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︎ Dec 04 2022
If rubber comes from rubber trees and sugar comes from sugarcanes, where do eggs come from?
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︎ Sep 12 2021
Iβm glad they take molasses out of white sugar while processing
Because I donβt like moles and certainly donβt want to consume their asses
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︎ Jul 30 2022
In the english words, only in Sugar the S sounds like 'Sh'.
But I am not Sure about that one.
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︎ Mar 19 2022
There are 3 moles in a tunnel. The first says he smells sugar, the 2nd says he smells cinnamonβ¦
The 3rd says he smells molasses!
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︎ Aug 02 2022
Anyone looking for a sugar daddy?
I've got no money but I've got diabetes.
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︎ Jun 02 2022
Leonidas threw away the cup of tea the Persian served him after realizing it didn't have sugar.
He said, "This. Is. Aspartame!"
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︎ Aug 11 2022
What happens when sugar gets very angry?
They have a carameltdown.
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︎ Aug 27 2022
The sugar cube was terrible at darts.
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︎ Aug 06 2022
Whatβs a general neutral term for sugar daddy?
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︎ May 26 2022
What do you call a diabetic sugar daddy?
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︎ Jun 16 2022
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Since a pound cake uses a pound of each ingredient (butter, sugar, eggs, and flour), if you reduce the ratio to a cup of each ingredient, would you be making a cup cake?
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︎ Nov 22 2021
What do you call an evil genius with sugar regulation issues?
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︎ May 14 2022
I never really relates to people who sugar coat things
I wrap things in five layers of icing and put a cherry on top.
related. Oops. π€¦
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︎ May 24 2022
I got home from work the other day to find my daughter had left sugar on my bed.
I guess she just wanted me to have sweet dreams.
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︎ May 09 2022
I saw some sugar soda cans fighting today..
That one can had zero chance against them all!
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︎ Apr 09 2022
I've recently developed a phobia of sugar.
You could call it a healthy fear.
....I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jan 09 2022
What did the baker say when someone asked if he could make anything out of an egg, some flour and some sugar?
"Sure! This will be a piece of cake!"
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︎ Apr 25 2022
If I become the world leader, I would ban consumption of wheat, bread, pasta, soda, sugar and the likes, because I want to see the world burns
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︎ Apr 15 2022
My friend's father was arrested for making millions from stealing maple sugar.
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︎ Mar 22 2022
Tomato, vinegar, and sugar met in a mixer
They thought they could ketchup
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︎ Oct 21 2021
Fun fact: Sugar is the only word in English that starts with "su" and makes a "sh" sound
I'm sure you enjoyed that.
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︎ Dec 02 2022
Jokes about white sugar are rare
Jokes about brown sugar.....Demerara
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︎ Jan 03 2023
Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . .
At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
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︎ Sep 24 2022
Jokes about white sugar are rare. But jokes about brown sugar
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︎ Jun 15 2022
Jokes about white sugar are absolutely everywhere, but jokes about brown sugarβ¦β¦
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︎ Jun 04 2022
Why are white sugar sachets more common than brown ones?
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︎ Jul 02 2022
Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar?
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︎ Oct 25 2021
Jokes about sugar are rare
But jokes about brown sugar?
Demerara
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