My wife looked at me funny when I asked for a small scary tea with 2 sugars just like hers.

You know... a sweet little boo-tea

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/styroplane
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Would you rather eat a baby goat or a madder baby?

Them: whatโ€™s a madder baby?

Me: Nothing sugar, whatโ€™s a matter with you? ๐Ÿ˜


Sorry if this might be a repost, I didnโ€™t make it up but itโ€™s one of my favorite dad jokes of all time. Itโ€™s really funny when you get someone aggressive whose like โ€œwhat the fucks a madder baby?โ€

E: added the emoji cuz itโ€™s good to give a sly smirk to finish it off. Also this works MUCH better in person

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