Stubbornly Puns

A dogged effort (and a good boi)

So I said "Na, imma stay"

Pulled Pork...

What do you call the club he golfs with?

The pulled pork's sand wedge...

(Got great groans from my kids today with these...)

Because they refuse to grow.

Namaste

My mother always told me that I would never find change in my life.

And I said back to her, "Oh, so you were born from a stub?"

But I’ll never believe them.

But I won't stop until I figure it out.

He's always doing things the Hardaway

But I refuse to believe it.

Nah, Imma stay (namaste)

Because he never cooperates.

One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.

Because it's too far to walk.

Now I have pulled pork

They're bullheaded.

It goes without saying!

One of the dumbest animals out there.... Their heads are always in the clouds.

One of the most stubborn too.... Takes them forever to swallow their pride.

At the same time; the nicest! .....They'll stick their neck out for anyone.