So, I was walking with my wife on the street, and we saw 6 six guys beating up my mother-in-law

Wife yells: Hey, aren't you going to help??

Me: No, six should be enough

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👤︎ u/london710
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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An Australian is visiting England...

He is from a small rural town and he does not know anything about traffic laws and street lights. He crosses a street and almost gets hit by a car. A police officer sees him and screams: "Oi! Did you come here to die?" The Australian replies with: "Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Dadjoked by mother in law

Driving down the street, see sign that says "Yukon Rd closed, take detour." Mother in law in backseat says "aahh, Yukon't drive there."

Groaning intensifies....

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👤︎ u/boj3143
📅︎ May 12 2014
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I laughed the hardest

Me: Did you know it's against the law for people living across the street from a cemetery to be buried there?

Unsuspecting victim: Why?

Me: They aren't dead.

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📅︎ Oct 09 2014
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