A list of puns related to "Street Law"
Wife yells: Hey, aren't you going to help??
Me: No, six should be enough
He is from a small rural town and he does not know anything about traffic laws and street lights. He crosses a street and almost gets hit by a car. A police officer sees him and screams: "Oi! Did you come here to die?" The Australian replies with: "Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"
Driving down the street, see sign that says "Yukon Rd closed, take detour." Mother in law in backseat says "aahh, Yukon't drive there."
Groaning intensifies....
Me: Did you know it's against the law for people living across the street from a cemetery to be buried there?
Unsuspecting victim: Why?
Me: They aren't dead.
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