What sticks up when you turn it on?

A light switch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjphillips612
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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The second meme I've ever made. Not sure if I should stick with it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coorotaku
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I once tied my dog’s stick to a balloon, he brought it back from several miles away...

I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.

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I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. β€œYou need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. β€œDo you mow the whole yard in one direction.”

β€œWhy?” she asked.

β€œBecause that’s what makes it beautiful.”

Oh, the eye roll on this kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A friend of mine claims he can throw a stick 5 miles and his pet dog will retrieve it.

I think that's a bit far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Anybody else find it hard to resist saying β€œfish dicks” when cooking your kids fish sticks?

Or is it just me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doravec88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My friend Robert was going on and on about how great it is to cook food on a stick.

So I just said, β€œK, Bob.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Every time I enter a room, I write down my name on a piece of paper and stick it behind some furniture.

That’s my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
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Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumusGoose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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I don't get it, Catholic Woman-Sticks Held Together by Chain?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdgyTeenMeem
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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My wife thinks it's really funny to stick first class stamps to my back. I've asked her when she's going to stop.

She says she'll keep me posted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call it when you dip two celery sticks in ranch at the same time?

Double dipping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exulansiss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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It’s a glue stick. Get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MextheTwat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I saw a stick with a lot of soda laying around it

That was a fantastick sight to see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdh2294
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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When buying cookware always double check it's non-stick

http://imgur.com/zrLdcsm

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I just did a magic trick where I made a stick of butter disappear. It wasn’t very good...

But it was butter then nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back...

Seems a bit far-fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cats_n_things
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I heard the story about the dog who traveled 5 miles to fetch a stick, but I didn't believe it because it was...

too farfetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StumptheTrump1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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I found this small stick with one end coated with a material that can be ignited by frictional heat. It made me feel loved, wholesome and beautiful.

Like a match made in heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My girlfriend said my Australian throwing stick wouldn't come back no matter how I threw it.

It flew back after a few seconds. Turns out she was boome-wrong.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Why is it so hard to solve an arson at a stick factory

All the evidence matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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How bad is it if your male cow eats a stick of dynamite?

It's abominable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greendemiurge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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I had a patient that said she tried doing an arm exercise with a yard stick but it hurt.

I said, "Well, I guess that one is overruled."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orange-n-blue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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I thought my stick was made of bamboo, but it is actually just normal wood.

I’ve been bamboozled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gokugamer16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Person one: "Don't put the pots and pans in the dishwasher, it wrecks the anti-stick stuff. That's how I ruined that big pan."

Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hahaijoinedreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".

You'd think it would be a data storage device.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.

it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeinshver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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My dad yesterday. I figured it was best represented by an enthusiastic stick figure. imgur.com/jOB7HeK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatadaydanny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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It's not a stick, it's a truck!

(My boss is a goony father of two sons. I was supposed to drive his truck somewhere, and I don't know how to drive manual.)

Me: Oh no, is it a stick? Boss: It's not a stick, it's a truck!

But yes, it was a manual transmission...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lola_birds
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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