Bingo!
But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.
Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
Stationary.
Dictionary.
I was hiking in Olympic NP last year and we took a break. Soaking in the scenery and she was feeling philosophical; she said that 'it must be lonely to be a tree, you just stay in one place forever'. I let that hang in the air for a bit then replied, 'No, eventually you would leave'. She nearly choked on her water.
I tell them it’s stationary
The Ruler
I realized it was stationary
What do you call making paper figures that sit on your desk?
Stationary art
But all the rest of the people in my bike group just make fun of all the colorful zebra print and the Lisa Frank logo.
Because it was stationary.
It was written on stationary paper.
It's made out of envelopes.
Dad says: what constitutes a stationary emergency? I'm out of letterhead and all my pencils are broken.
Spouse: I'm out of staples. I didn't realize how often I used my stapler until I ran out.
Me: I guess you could say, they're a real staple...
Groans were had...
A stationary store
Stationary.
I'm the Dad. So, we're driving around and we see a "Mobile Paper Shredder" truck.
Me: "I don't have any mobile paper." (good Dad joke, right?)
Her: "It's all stationary."
Stationary.
He remains stationary.
they're still stationery.
But then I stopped and opened a stationary store
Because it’s stationary
"No matter how far you throw an envelope, it will still be stationary"
"Don't be daft," I replied. "A toilet is a stationary object."
Stationary!
People you who enjoy stationary bicycling at the gym are cyclepaths...
Stationary store moves.
^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)
Because they're stationary.
Stationary.
They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.
Stationary
With the cost of so many things going up, writing paper remains stationary.
I been working out on the stationary bike, but it doesn't look like it's getting me anywhere.
Stationary
…in a stationary store…
...is it still stationary?
.. it always remains stationary
It'll still be stationary
it always remains stationary.
It will always be stationary
