I've been looking for love in Alderaan places
Except that's no moon, it's a space station!
...it was a real boba fête.
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
“Yoda, best”
Happy Father’s Day!
...you have a lisp.
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
A toy Yoda
But I've heard it's a little chewy.
This one made me lose it this morning!
They were a little Chewey.
>!They always miss the shot!<
Happy Star Wars Day and May the fourth be with you all! 😂
The Death Star Destroyer.
Happy Star Wars Day and May the Fourth be with you!
Days That Are Puns
1/23 - January 23rd reads like 123
3/10 - Mar10 Day - Nintendo's Mario Day
3/11 - There's an awesome band called 311
3/14 - 3.14 is the first few digits of Pi AKA Pi Day
5/4 - May the 4th be with you - A pun on "May the force be with you." AKA Star Wars Day
7/11 - Free Slurpee Day at 7 Eleven stores
9/11 - No intention of being offensive with this one. 9/11 reads like the emergency phone number used in the United States
10/4 - Pun for 10-4, which is similar to saying "roger that"
10/23 - National Mole Day (Avogrado's number) 6.02 x 10^23
Please mention any I missed!
So my wife, 4 month old son, and I are walking through a mall. Knowing that I am a huge star wars fan, my wife points out a Darth Vader toaster in one of the stores and asks if I would like that for fathers day. I told her no, because it would cook my toast a little on the "dark side"...
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
