Did any Star Wars fans out there know Yoda has a last name?

It's Layheehoo

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What's the name of that pop star who always starts his concerts exactly to the second they are scheduled?

Just-in-time-berlake.

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If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.

If itโ€™s a girl, weโ€™ll pronounce it Data.

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What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?

Chewtobacca

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If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...

She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean

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Hey can you tell me what the proper name for a ninja star is?

Shuriken!

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What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time?

Lady Gagarin.

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A Star Wars obcessed Mexican couple had a son, they named him:

Obi-Juan

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For my fiancรฉe's birthday I paid to get a star named after her...

It wasn't her main gift though, it was more of a constellation prize.

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The wife and I named all our kids after Star Wars characters. Our daughter Leia loves it but our son chewbacca doesnโ€™t.

Iโ€™ll admit we made a wookiee mistakeโ€ฆ

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My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much

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Miles Teller who stars in the new Top Gun movie uses a stage name.

His real name is โ€ฆ.Odometer.

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Need punny dog names? Hereโ€™s a few!

-Bark Vader -Hairy Pawter -Indiana Bones -Chewbarka -Droolius Caesar -Obi Wag Kenobi -Sara Jessica Barker -DumbleDog -Paw-Casso -JK Growling -Gryfindog -Hufflepup -Ron Fleasy -RavenPaw -Pawtric Stewart-perfect if your last name happens to be Stewart -Bark Twain -Kanye Westie -Terrier Bradshaw -A-Leash-a Keys -Brad Sitt -Bark Whalberg -Diggy Azalea -Black Labbath -Anderson Pooper -Snarls Barkley -Linkin Bark -Mutt Damon -Virginia Woof -Jane Pawsten -Shreddy Kruger -Ron Furgandi -Winnie the Doodle (Goldendoodle name) -Arf Maul (from Star Wars) -Bark Wars -Bark Zucklbark (or Bark Zuckleburg)

And Finallyโ€ฆ

Boba Fetch.

Please tell me out of all of these names you found at least one you liked. I hope I helped you punsters name your new furever friend!

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Puns for Pooper Scooper Business name?

Ok r/puns, help me have some fun :)

Launching a pooper scooper business and need help with business name suggestions.

Parameters:

  • Would rather not directly use the word โ€œpoopโ€
  • One to Two words ideal, three max
  • family friendly

Current big names in the industry:

  • DoodyCalls
  • Poop 911
  • Pet Butler
  • Scoop Soldiers

Value Prop:

  • Home of the five-star sanitizer & scoop
  • Save time by letting us handle your pups dirty doo (Busy moms / professionals)
  • Keep your yard sanitary for your furry friends and children

Fire away! ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin' SkyWalker

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Karl Marx had a sister...

Did you guys know that Karl Marx had a less famous sister who was a track star?

Her name was Onya... and to this day, they always mention her before a race begins...

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I've never seen star wars. Are these the names of the characters? reddit.com/gallery/ku5asv
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Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.

His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.

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While watching fireworks my son had an app that told him the name of stars...

He said "Hey Dad, that one over there isn't a star. It's actually Venus

Me "Where's Uranus?"

Him, "It isn't visible yet"

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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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The other day someone asked if I could name the Japanese term for those ninja throwing stars.

I said, "Sure I can."

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What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?

They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).

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My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads

Heโ€™s our spokesperson

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My friend canโ€™t remember the name for ninja stars

"Sure he can" I thought.

Credit to u/phillip_gloomberry for revising the joke.

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What do you name a 2020 porno starring college freshman?

Co-Ed Vid 19

Womp womp

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Today my wife told me she was filing for divorce because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.

I said, โ€œNo, waitโ€ฆI can change!โ€

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Did you hear about the astronomer who lost the star naming contest?

He was given a constellation prize

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Onya, the Track and Field Legend

Everyone knows Karl Marx. His sister Onya was a track and field legend. She was such a big star, even in modern times, at the start of any race around the world, her name is said loudly.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14m long?

A pi-thon

It's pi day!

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Friend tried to get a loan the other day...

A friend of mine has this great idea for a small business selling collectables, so he goes into a bank and walks up to the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan for a small business venture."

Patty looks in disbelief as she realizes this voice is coming from a dog. But being professional she clears her throat and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The dog says $500,000. And proceeds to fill out the loan paperwork.

Patty, the teller, reviews the paperwork and notices his name and is a little star struck as it reads: Buddy Mick Jagger. Feeling embarrassed, but curious, Patty asks if there is any relation to THE Mick Jagger?

The dog sighs and says, yes, Mick is his father, adopted, but his father nonetheless.

Patty explains that $500,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need something to act to secure such a large loan.

The dog says, "Yes ma'am. I have several sets of these" and shows her a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly shaped. He then produces more and more of these small porcelain animals all hand crafted and painted various colors. While trying to explain these collectables are what he hopes to sell Patty becomes very confused and thinks up a quick excuse:

"Well, for such a large loan and unusual collateral I will have to consult the branch manager."

Ms Whack finds the manager and says "There's a talking dog named Buddy Mick Jagger out here who claims to be a relation to Mick Jagger and wants a loan for $500,000. And as collateral he wants to use this?" She then holds up the small porcelain elephant. "I mean, what even is this? Is it valuable?"

The bank manager stands up, blinks a few times, looks her straight in the eye with a large smile and says: "Oh! That's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

(My grandpa would tell this joke at family gatherings to all of us grandkids, we would only ever get small parts of it at a time, but the rest of the adults would always groan at the end. Wasn't till many years later I realized this was a pretty common long haul joke! Still a good memory, hopefully it have you a chuckle!)

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My daughter wants a long board and I asked her about brand names. She talked about Arbor, Quest and some others. I told her stay away from "star" because it always pulls to the right.

"port is left and starboard is right... get it?? huh? huh??"

"Sadly dad,, I do.."

discussion was by text.

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Daddy daughter time!

Today my daughter (7) found a random plastic eyeball that fell off a toy in our yard. She carried it around with her all morning while she was playing different games. When it was time to clean up I noticed she was putting away all her toys except the eyeball.

I asked her: โ€œAre you putting the eyeball away too or are you leaving it out?โ€

She replied: โ€œleaving it outโ€

So I said: โ€œOh, so you can see what youโ€™re doing?โ€

The stareโ€ฆ then huge eye roll. Then back to cleaning up.

I helped her finish putting away her toys and she came up behind me and pushed something against my back. I turned around and it was the eyeball.

She said: โ€œDaddy, Iโ€™m keeping my eye on you!โ€

Proud moment. I hope she never gets tired of the dad humor!

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I got arrested at NASA.

I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!

Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

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A frog walks into a bank looking for a loanโ€ฆ

Reading the nameplate on her desk the frog begins, โ€œGood morning Miss Whack, my name is Kermit and I need a loan.โ€

โ€œOkay Kermit, Iโ€™ll need some more information, named after your father, the famous muppet, I assume?โ€

โ€œNo, but I get that a lot. Itโ€™s Jagger, my dad is the rock star Mick Jaggerโ€

โ€œOh I apologize Mr. Jagger, didnโ€™t realize Mick had any frog children. The last thing weโ€™ll need is some sort of collateral to guarantee the loan. โ€œ

Kermit Jagger reaches into his pocket, pulls out a small plastic elephant and puts it on the desk between them saying โ€œI think this will suffice.โ€

Looking down in confusion at the trinket she says โ€œthis is rather unusual Mr Jagger, Iโ€™ll need to consult with my manager.โ€ Shouting into the next office she says, โ€œBob can you come in here for a second?โ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s up Patty?โ€ The manager asks.

โ€œKermit here just gave me this plastic elephant as collateral for a loan. Have you ever seen anything like this before?โ€

โ€œOf courseโ€ Bob responds. โ€œItโ€™s a knick nack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old manโ€™s a Rolling Stone!โ€

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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

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I recently won second place at a science fair.

They let me name a star as a reward. I suppose you could call it a... constellation prize.

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Naming our future children.

Told my girlfriend I had some ideas for names for our future kids.

First was Penelope for a girl, because I always liked the nickname Penny. Girlfriend thought it was cute and agreed.

Next was Dimitri because it's not too common and sounds artsy. Girlfriend was not much of a fan, but agreed it would sound good with our last name.

Last was Nicholas Levar for a son's name. Named after Santa Claus and Star Trek's Geordi La Forge. I love Christmas and my girlfriend loves Star Trek. Girlfriend shot it down.

At this point I said, "But the nicknames are good! Penny, Dime, and Nick L. We would have 16 cents to our name! It makes cents to me!"

Not sure if she wants to have kids with me now.


EDIT: To the guys saying Dime isn't a nickname for Dimitri, they're MY imaginary kids, I'll call them what I damn want.

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Pulled this one at a restaurant last night with my girlfriends family

Waitress: "You guys look like you're slowing down, should I start wrapping?"

Me: "Sure I'll drop a beat"

Everyone at the table just pretended like they didn't hear it except for her grandfather who laughed.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

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