They're usually two tired
That way I'd be 'head & shoulders' above the competition.
But I’m a big fan.
Because if they lift both legs, they will fall down.
I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.
Because it's two tired
Because if he lifted both, he would fall down.
He Nuts & Bolts
Because it was two-tired.
Classic
Because they lactose
It’s sweeping the nation
My issue is that any time I come up with good material, I wear it.
He's my mast-cot.
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
Stupid Subway
He’s above the law now
I asked him to make me one with everything
They were really corny
A doar
People hate it, but I’m a fan.
Because they're two-tired.
It was two tired.
It was two tired.
It's "two" tired 😴
Because it was two tired!
Because if they lifted the other one they’d fall over.
Because it is two-tired.
Because it was two-tired
It's two-tired.
Because it is two tired
It's two-tired.
It's two tired!
Because it's two-tired.
It's two-tired.
If they lift it up they will fall.
Because it's too tired.
Because its two tired.
Because it's two tired.
Because it’s too tired
Because it's two tired.
They’re two tired
