why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?

He didn't habanero

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📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?

It’s jalapeño business.

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👤︎ u/tuckkeys
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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I keep seeing shows about spicy peppers everywhere.

They are really hot right now.

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📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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Why don't people like spicy peppers?

Cos they get jalapeño business

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📅︎ May 04 2017
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I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack

She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin

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📅︎ May 01 2021
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Can't get this right, help!!

Need some pun help

Girl is a nurse who wants to try 27 spicy food places before you die. Not Tinder

My best so far:

You pepper believe that eating at all those places will turn you from nurse to fulltime patient. You don't even get atrophy when you're through

It's ehhhhh And seems insulting.

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👤︎ u/MetalTango
📅︎ May 05 2019
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