Spicy Chip Puns

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

I was at the store and asked her via text what kind of chips she preferred between Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream. This is how it all went down:

Me: Do you like Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream?

Her: Both

Me: Pick one.

Her: Spur cream and onion

Me: is that a new flavor? Sounds spicy. Almost as if it had a pretty good kick.

silence

Me: ......

Her: Huh?

Me: ugh!