I live in Texas and have several bilingual friends who speak Spanish. I try to say "mucho" every time I'm around them.

It really means a lot to them

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what languages to horses speak in?

Horse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vernowhereonyt678
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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What language do people speak in the middle of the earth?

Core-ean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoonicZoom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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My wife is crocheting a new blanket but didn't understand the directions, she said they were in crochet speak.

I said, "Did you try translating from Croatian?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jech2u
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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If you ever got locked in or out, speak to the padlock.

Because communication is key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Review-8409
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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I went on a date with someone who could only speak in semaphore

There were a lot of red flags on that date

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What language do dogs speak in Spain?

...Espaniel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyleatron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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According to people in Ancient Greece , what was the favorite dish by anyone who didn’t speak Greek?

Steak Bar-Bar (ians)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomerpatrol375
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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What language do the 2021 teenagers speak in Rome?

Yeetalian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2021
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If they speak Dutch in the Netherlands, what do they speak in the NetherNetherlands?

Double-dutch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2021
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I speak two languages but am starting to lose vocabulary in one of them

You could say I’m byelingual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...

That's Irsay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawsonju
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What language do things that fly in the sky speak....

Plane english

My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmyhiggo
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I speak in simplified fractions

Half of what I say makes sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongLongus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A soldier is called in to speak to a sergeant...

The sergeant says: "I didn't see you today in the camouflage test"

"That's the idea, Sergeant"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Fishy_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Guy walks into a bar with his dog and the bartender says β€œI’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs in here.” Guy says β€œThis is no ordinary dog. This dog can speak.”

Bartender says β€œSure... If you say so. Now please leave.”

Guy says, β€œNo really I can prove it.” *turns to dog * β€œDog, what is on top this building?” Dog goes β€œRoof.”

Bartender says β€œVery clever. Now I’ll ask you again: will you please leave?”

Guy goes β€œNo no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?” Dog goes β€œRuff.”

Bartender says β€œThis is the last time I’m going to tell you!”

Guy says β€œWait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog replies β€œRuth”

Bartender: β€œGet out! I’m calling the authorities!”

Guy and dog leave.

Outside dog turns to guy and says β€œJeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schneckesweets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My partner makes me speak a certain phrase before I can look her in the eye.

She calls it her wife eye password.

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Me: What language do they speak in Prague?

Friend: Czech

Me: Can't you just tell me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeToExplain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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What language do they speak in Macau?

Mooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatAsymptoteTho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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What language did the first person in Portugal speak?

Portugoose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cypherdev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What do they speak in Singapore?

They don’t. They sing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irobinso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I was forced to speak in a gravel voice all day

It was pretty rough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rimtato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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What language do people speak in the middle of the earth?

Core-ean

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What language do people speak in the middle of the earth?

Core-ean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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What do you call it when you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them?

Byelingual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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When you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them: BYELINGUAL.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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