My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
I believe I speak for almost all of us here
*Good morning
*Buenos dias
*Bonjour
*Guten Morgen
*Boungiorno
*Bom dia
*God morgon
*Selamat pagi
*Goedemorgen
*God morgen
*Dobroye utro
Why can’t an egg speak publicly?
A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages
I need to speak with the chair
What paper product speaks really quickly?
I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
Two people agreed to never speak to each other secretly
It was an unspoken agreement.
What language do garbage collectors speak?
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
At what time of the year do women speak the least?
February. It has the least days.
A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
If you make dad jokes, what language do you speak?
Pun-Jabi
proceeds to the nearest exit
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Do you speak Spanish?
A) No
B) A little
C) Señor
Ah yes. I can speak mandarin too
i speak eight different languages
7 of the languages is 10 out of 10 but my German is 9
Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?
Because anything more than one is murder.
Sorry,I don’t speak Mandarin.
I don’t speak or understand French.
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I told my kid I can speak to him on so many levels
...before we got off the elevator
Did you guys hear about the microbiologist who traveled to 30 countries and speaks 6 languages?
He was a wise man of many cultures.
What do you call it when you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them?
My brother and his wife won’t speak to me following their gender reveal party.
Apparently it refers to the baby.
Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.
If oranges could talk, what language would they speak?
This just speaks for itself
sorry i don't speak mandarin
Pretty much speaks for itself
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
Why was the double barreled shotgun unable to speak when it was upset?
I think this one speaks for itself
Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?
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