sorry i don't speak mandarin
Even though the tree doesn't speak...
What language do oranges speak?
What language do police officers speak?
Coptic
EDIT: and Pig Latin too, I suppose. Why not?
I’m not allowed to speak to my wife for the rest of the night.
We were at a Krispy Kreme and she asked for Two Mini donuts. I ordered a dozen. She looks at me and asks, “why did you order 12 donuts? There’s no way we are eating 12 donuts.”
When I asked why, she said
“That’s too many….” I put on sun glasses as she walked right into the punchline.
She has informed me that I am not allowed to speak to her till at least tomorrow.
Do you know how people who speak Deutsch shiver?
Why do non-binary people speak in short sentences?
Because they're pro nouns.
You shouldn’t speak with double negatives.
You’ll get tied up in nots.
What language do dress shoes speak?
I get aroused whenever I have to ask my wife to speak up.
I have a couple of friends from Spain. When I speak to them I make sure to say “mucho” all the time.
A pony walks into a doctors office, but he can’t speak. The doctor examines him and says “I got it!”
You’re a little hoarse! 🥁
I tried learning to speak dolphin
I live in Texas and have several bilingual friends who speak Spanish. I try to say "mucho" every time I'm around them.
It really means a lot to them
I spent months learning to speak swan from a bird down by the lake to no avail
.... I should have known he was a quack
My Doctor has just told me that my voice box is severely damaged, and I may never speak again..
I can't tell you how upset I am..
When I was skinnier, I had a shirt that said “I can speak to the dead”
But I can’t wear it anymore because I’m no longer a medium
What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?
What language do Iranian Astronomers speak?
Why are christains who dont speak for god tax-exempt?
Because they’re non-prophet.
what language do slavic painters speak?
A- Cyrillic
I'm sorry I love geography and I would spontaneously combust if I didnt say this
Why can’t we speak with the dead?
It just doesn’t make any séance!
Why did the ghost speak Latin?
BECAUSE ITS A DEAD LANGUAGE!!
What language does a really ripped person from East Africa speak?
what languages to horses speak in?
I can't physically speak German
I have a Guten Intolerance.
Why do the piglins speak dutch?
Because they are in the Netherlands
If a nephew can speak Chinese
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth?
Why can’t pirates speak Spanish very well?
Because they can’t roll their Arrrrs!
What language does a pessimist speak?
What language do telescopes speak?
How come you can never hear a mermaid speak?
They say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
But they're usually dead because they were ill
What has eight arms, two tentacles, and wants to speak with the manager?
I saw a bunch of boxed candies waiting to see Shatner speak...
How can I speak English, French, Spanish and German at the same time?
When someone ask if I can see them, I will tell them that not only I can see them, but many many people including me, "We" can see them by answering "Yes, Oui Sí Ja." (Yes we see ya)
My pet snake was sneezing, so i gave it a Claritin. Now it won't speak to me!
I shouldn't have given him an anti-hiss-tamine.
Puzzles jokes , sorry if you don’t get any and stay puzzled (;. Why couldn’t the cross word speak?
Because it couldn’t find-a-word!
Why was the find a word upset?
Because it saw the cross-word!
Why was the maze confused ?
It couldn’t connect-the-dots!
What language do inn keepers speak
What language do oranges speak?
What language do oranges speak?
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth?
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