Southerly Buster Puns

It’s been so hot and humid and there’s seemingly no end till summer is over, so where are the southerly changes we used to get so reliably

It seems the last two weeks Sydney has been bathed in this hellish humid sweat fest, where the temperature maxs have been between 27 and 30, and overnights have been 20 to 21, and with such, there hasn't been any good southerly busters to blow this humid garbage away. Looking at tonights last synoptic, it seems such weather systems conducive for a buster go reach as far north as the Australian bight and no further. Strange as I can't see any blocking highs, this would have nothing to do with the Southern annular mode?

It’s going to be scorching tomorrow. 38° in the CBD and 40° at Penrith. Humidity will be down in the mid 20% range.

Then a massive southerly change is due between about 5-9pm, with wind gusts up to 70kmh (which can bring down trees). This will bring temperatures down for the next week, with the next few days seeing maximums around 25°.

So stand by for #SydneyStorm Thursday!

Hello,

I wrote these for myself and my static just to help learn all tactics ready for savage, here for anyone that wants them:

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<Trigger R="Zodiark readies Paradeigma." SD="Creature Spawn" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark begins casting Styx." SD="Stack" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark begins casting Ania." SD="Tank Buster Swap" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark readies Exoterikos." SD="Shapes" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark readies Algedon." SD="Corners" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark begins casting Astral Flow." SD="Platform Turn" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark readies Adikia.." SD="Left Right AOE" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark begins casting Astral Eclipse." SD="Stars" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark readies Triple Esoteric Ray.." SD="Three Line A O E" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark readies Trimorphos Exoterikos." SD="Three Shapes" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark begins casting Phobos." SD="AOE and DOT" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Zodiark begins casting Phlegethon." SD="Puddles" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Dark Inside(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Hydaelyn readies Heros's Radiance." SD="A O E" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Mothercrystal(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Hydaelyn readies Shining Saber." SD="Stack" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Mothercrystal(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Hydaelyn readies Crystallize." SD="Water Ice Earth" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Mothercrystal(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Hydaelyn readies Magos's Radiance." SD="A O E" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Mothercrystal(Extreme)" T="F" TN="" Ta="F" />

<Trigger R="Hydaelyn readies Lateral Aureole." SD="East West" ST="3" CR="F" C="The Mothe

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon