Let me know if you herd them.
for all in tents and porpoises.
Short
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
I said, “We already have Windows here in the office as I point to my computer screen”
...there's good rocking at Mitt Night.
no one has been able to park there since.
Who’s the smelliest billionaire in the world? Elon MUSK!!
4 year old: "Ok, repeat after me"
2 year old: "After me"
Me: beaming with pride
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We've been tweeting them out from @DailyPunName... let me know if you have any feedback or some favorites.
My son is 5. He was cutting out paper and put it in the shape of a (very crude) gun.
"Dad, what kind of gun does this look like?"
I dunno son - it kind of looks like a hand gun.
Son: "A gun that shoots out hands?"
..........he got me.
Him: My test results came in. The tumors in my lungs and back haven't spread and have begun shrinking thanks to the treatment.
Me: That's wonderful!!!
Him: They're still there but at least they haven't increased by one and become tremors.
Me: Hm? I don't ge......oh goddammit.
My dad everyone. Even when battling cancer, there's still time to make a joke.
Friend: "Dad, can I have a milkshake?"
Friend's dad: "NO! You'll bring boys to the yard..."
