If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.

They're seasoned veterans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What day does a soldier hate?

March 4^th !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What do you call a hairy elite soldier?

A SASquatch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?

Verdun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

An infantry

Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Thong-Song
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a baby soldier?

An INFANTry man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's the one month all soldiers hate?

March!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KermitDFwog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?

XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Soldier 1: "zz~ WE'RE TAKING A LOT OF SHOTS OVER HERE!"

Soldier 2: "zz~ ALRIGHT, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?

He's a seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers

They were all excellent at marxmanship

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something

"Sher-man"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?

Because he succeeded from the union

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagel-X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him

When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.

Turns out he was a fibber nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.

What's good for the goose, I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?

Camelflage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blisspoint2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..

" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?

Because they are G-I-ants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sq009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?

The Swasti-car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call sperm from a cheating soldier?

Dishonorable discharge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/New-Kekistan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.

I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. /r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLegendOfTrain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Where does the army put young soldiers?

The infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Do it soldier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did the musician say to the soldier?

Do you C major anywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IEatSauce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Today is soldiers day

Because it's march forth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiberN8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why was the soldier pinned down?

He was under a tack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotcreative29
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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A soldier walked into a hospital and a nurse asked him why he was in the hospital.

He replied, "I thought the front lines were here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donut_pickle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.

They did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackabe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.

But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Buffalo Soldier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximokush666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?

They just got done with a 31 day March!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getswole717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What did the Soviet soldier say to his friend when he saw a German plane approaching?

β€œStuka blyat”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lmaodatgay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What weapon do soldiers use in a kitchen?

A-salt-rifles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?

They always honor the changing of the Gourd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpmbrent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Blind german soldier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitbeans420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?

He was finally defeeted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas

he was a seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Galeelo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.

Now he's a seasoned veteran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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