If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
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What day does a soldier hate?
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What do you call a hairy elite soldier?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit π¬
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What do you call a baby soldier?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What's the one month all soldiers hate?
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How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?
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Soldier 1: "zz~ WE'RE TAKING A LOT OF SHOTS OVER HERE!"
Soldier 2: "zz~ ALRIGHT, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!"
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Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
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Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
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What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?
Because he succeeded from the union
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A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call sperm from a cheating soldier?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Where does the army put young soldiers?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Do it soldier
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︎ Dec 23 2019
What did the musician say to the soldier?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Today is soldiers day
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Why was the soldier pinned down?
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A soldier walked into a hospital and a nurse asked him why he was in the hospital.
He replied, "I thought the front lines were here."
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︎ May 17 2020
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norwayβs Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.
But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Buffalo Soldier
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
What did the Soviet soldier say to his friend when he saw a German plane approaching?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What weapon do soldiers use in a kitchen?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Blind german soldier
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas
he was a seasoned veteran
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My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.
Now he's a seasoned veteran.
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