Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Because it's the scenter
I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."
I was born with mine.
Sister : That idea makes no sense
Dad: It doesn't make sense, it makes dollars
So I'm British and my wife is Korean. She is ALWAYS asking for tissue to wipe her nose as it's constantly running.
So joke 1: Baby, are you entering your nose in a marathon? Wife puzzled look Because it's always running.
This led to a problem, she didn't understand it straight away. I was incensed, I explained it and got a few laughs from the family but it wasn't enough, I needed the groan.
The next meal I tried again. In Korean, snot is called Nose water (direct translation). So with this in mind I said this 'Baby, we should send your nose to africa, it's full of water'. This led to the groan I so wanted....and an explaination as to why it was stupid....
Mission sucessful
...but I blew my nose and itβs snot.
Iβm at my fathers for Christmas and he just said....
βIf your nose is runny and you think itβs funny... itβs snotβ
I about died!!!!
Merry Christmas !!
My girlfriend has come down with a cold, and was in the process of blowing her nose when I asked her how she was.
She replied 'It's snot very nice, but who nose'
... I have to marry her now, right?
I gave her the setup:
Me: "They say the tide is caused by the moon, but it's actually caused by the nose."
Daughter rolls her eyes, but finally gives in: "No, it's snot."
That's my girl!
If you're dancing with your honey, And your nose gets runny, Don't think it's funny, Because it's snot.
When I was a kid, any time my dad saw me picking my nose, he would say:
"Hey, is that a diamond in your nose?"
Me: "What? No."
Him: "Oh IT'SNOT?? ***IT'S SNOT???***"
After the first couple times, I stopped responding. The worst part is that he eventually stopped caring whether I humored him or not and would just jump right into the punchline.
"Is that a diamond in your nose? OH, IT'S SNOT??" And then he would just laugh hysterically, and say it again while he was recovering from his laughing fit. "IT'S SNOT?!?!?" He'd probably say it 5 or 6 times while increasingly losing his shit each time until his words were just incoherent. I used to think he was laughing at the joke itself, but now I'm pretty sure that the more straight/annoyed my face was, the funnier the whole bit was for him, which explains why he would laugh harder and harder as he went on with it. Then he'd finish with one of those high pitched 'laugh-ending' sighs and wipe his eyes. God it was obnoxious.
I can't wait until I'm a dad and I get to use it.
Wife: "Is my nose bleeding?"
Me: "No, it's snot."
Him: Did you hear about NASA's new nose picking in space initiative?
Me: Wait what? No...
Him: In a recent interview they said "It's snot rocket science."
Both of my sisters have runny noses.
Eldest sister: My runny nose is so gross.
Youngest sister: Mine is snot.
I have allergies, and when I came downstairs this morning my mom asked me 'whats up?' as I blew my nose. I said 'snot much'. She shook her head.
Me: It's probably not good for me to play soccer with a stuffed nose.
Dad: no it's snot.
When your nose is runny
Some people think it's funny
But it'snot
If you're running in the woods and your nose is kind of runny you may think it's funny but it's snot.
This works better actually hearing it but here is a lil rhyme my dad always uses: When ya go to kiss your honey and her nose is kinda runny you think its kinda funny but it snot. (sounds like you're saying its not)
But it's snot.
...and your nose getsa runny, don't think it's funny cause it's snot snot snot.
