A list of puns related to "Slip Law"
So as we walk up to receive our diploma theyβll read a line like βcolinpr007 did 3000 hours of community service in law school and would like to thank his familyβ
Iβm thinking something like, βhe would like to thank his mentor and inspiration attorney miles edgeworthβ
Any ideas or references?
Someone close to me had a slip and fall at a major grocery store chain where there was a spill with no wet floor sign. An incident report was filed at the store and it was caught on camera by the stores security cams.
The hospital bills for the year long injury totaled to over 20k with even more in lost wages due to physical therapy as a result of missing work.
We have all of the documentation that the Law Firm has requested and provided it to them, but they have been giving us the runaround. We have been working with them for over a year and they have switched us from 3 different records people, all of which do not respond to our inquiries, and as of last week, they have assigned us an entirely new lawyer.
The statute of limitations (2 years) is about to run out in a matter of days and they have not done anything with our case.
(The person close to me who chose the law firm, who isnt too tech savvy, went with the first result online. Which is a law firm based in a different county about 8 hours from us.)
We are at a loss of what to do
βOn the opening day of law school at Yale, I always counsel my first-year students never to support a law they are not willing to kill to enforce. Usually they greet this advice with something between skepticism and puzzlement, until I remind them that the police go armed to enforce the will of the state, and if you resist, they might kill you.β
Stephen L. Carter is the William Nelson Cromwell Professor of Law at Yale Law School, where he has been a member of the faculty since 1982
On the first walk, she pretends to slip and falls into the water. The first son-in-law takes of his shoes & coat and jumps in the water. The next day there is new family sedan parked in front of the house. There is a letter for the son-in-law which says:
Thank you for saving me, here is your new car.
β Your mother-in-law
The next day the woman tries to do the same walk with her other son-in-law. She again pretends to slip and falls into the water. The second son-in-law immediately jumps after her. The next day there is new Mercedes parked in front of the house. There is a letter for the son-in-law which says:
Thank you for saving me, here is your new car.
β Your mother-in-law
The day after the woman goes again on a walk but with her third son-in-law. Again she slips and falls into the water. The third son-in-law looks left, looks right, and sees nobody. So he continues to walk. The next day there is a brand new Ferrari parked in front of the house. There is a letter for the son-in-law which says:
Thank you for saving me, here is your new car.
β Your father-in-law
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