Slim Shady Puns

Me and my son were going to a store and he pointed something out. A person in a cloak. He said that they looked shady. I asked if they were fat he said no so then I replied so they’re the real slim shady

He pointed to the coffee table where we have a bag of candy and said "M&M!!!"

Guess I have to call him Slim Shady from now on...

Slim shady

Bubble rap.

He sits criss-cross in a handicapped spot, on his phone.

A disabled man in a wheelchair rolls to the spot, sees him, and asks him to move.

The man sitting down says "Don't you know who I am?"

The disabled man says "No, who are you where you're so important you can sit in a spot designed for me?"

The man says "My name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III. I'm literally Eminem. I'm so famous, I can sit in this spot and not get any backlash."

The disabled man gets a little shocked, seeing the REAL Eminem sitting in his spot. Suddenly, he gets a brilliant idea.

The man says...

"May I have your attention please?"

Eminem looks up, confused.

"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

Eminem sweats.

"I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

A security guard comes over, realizing what's going on, also knowing the song.

"We're gonna have a problem here."

What do you call a fitness instructor who moonlights as an action hero?

Jason Stay-thin

What do you call a music artist who works out and is a bit of a creep?

Slim Shady

The kids were probably around 8-12 years old. They all go the sweet aisle and start looking at the chocolate etc. The father picks up a bag of M&Ms and says to his kids:

"Hey, want some Slim Shadys?"
They give him a funny look. He looks again and notices that they're 2 for £1.
"50 Cent for some Eminems? That's Ludacris!"
Cue another look from the kids.
"I'll pay for them though, it's no Biggie."

I'll admit, I chuckled.

So my family and I were clothes shopping and when we got in the car afterwards, my mom said that something smelled like sweat. My dad turns and says, "well, ChikaChikaSlimShady just bought a sweatshirt!"

It was the middle of the day during Texas summer and my dad pointed at a stick of a tree and asked, "So, is that a Slim Shady?"

Slim Shady