A list of puns related to "Sky & Telescope"
An astronomer walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Just came from a star watching party at the observatory. They had a big door prize drawing to win a really nice telescope. I didn't win. But I did get this neat star map of the night sky," he says as he shows it to the bartender. "I guess it was a constellation prize."
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