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#FT: SK Tirana 0-1 Red Star Belgrade

Red Star Belgrade scorers: Tómané (61')

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SK Tirana

Ilion Lika, Kristi Vangjeli, Idriz Batha, Kristijan Toshevski, Erion Hoxhallari (Ardit Toli), Agustín Torassa, Filip Najdovski, Jurgen Celhaka, Ernest Muci, Élton Calé (Albion Avdijaj), Winful Cobbinah (Jurgen Vrapi).

Subs: Gentian Muca, Grent Halili, Marlind Nuriu, Pano Qirko.

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Red Star Belgrade

Milan Borjan, Milos Degenek (Milan Rodic), Radovan Pankov, Marko Gobeljic, Veljko Nikoli, Tómané, Aleksandar Katai, Sekou Sanogo, Nemanja Milunovic, Guélor Kanga (Njegos Petrovic), Srdjan Spiridonovic (Mirko Ivanic).

Subs: Milan Gajic, Richmond Boakye, Zoran Popovic, Zeljko Gavric.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

32' Kristi Vangjeli (Tirana) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

34' Sekou Sanogo Yellow Card

43' Jurgen Celhaka (Tirana) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Crvena Zvezda. Mirko Ivanic replaces Srdan Spiridonovic.

53' Filip Najdovski (Tirana) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

60' Substitution, Crvena Zvezda. Milan Rodic replaces Milos Degenek.

61' Goal! Tirana 0, Crvena Zvezda 1. Tomané (Crvena Zvezda) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal.

73' Substitution, Tirana. Jurgen Vrapi replaces Winful Essau Cobbinah.

76' On: Ardit Toli|Off: Erion Hoxhallari

83' On: Njegos Petrovic|Off: Guélor Kanga

85' On: Albion Avdijaj|Off: Élton Calé

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December 13th

Europe

3. Liga (German 3rd Division)

Kevin Lankford (SV Wehen Wiesbaden) Subbed on in the 60th‘ in a 2-1 Win against Hallescher FC (-/-) Match Highlights

Terrence Boyd (Hallescher FC) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Loss at SV Wehen Wiesbaden

Liga NOS (Portugal)

Alex Mendez (FC Vizela) Subbed on in the 90th‘ in a 4-1 Win at Arouca (-/6.00) Match Highlights

Super Lig (Turkey)

DeAndre Yedlin (Galatasaray SK) Started at RB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Sivasspor. Picked up a yellow in the 66th’ (7.3/6.83) 26/29 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 2/2 accurate long balls, 2 key passes, 56 touches, 5/8 duels won, 1 clearance, 0/2 successful dribbles, 1 time fouled, 3/3 succesul tackles, 1/1 aerial won, 2 interceptions, 3 recoveries Match Highlights

Protathlima Cyta (Cyprus)

Mix Diskerud (Omonia Nicosia) Started at RCM and went the full 90’ in a 1-1 draw with AEK Larnaca. Picked up a yellow in the 83rd’ (-/-) Match Highlights

Liga HaAl (Israel)

Josh Cohen (Maccabi Haifa) Started at GK and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Win against Beitar Jerusalem ([-](https://www.fotmob.co

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

November 29th

Europe

3. Liga (German 3rd Division)

Johan Gomez (FSV Zwickau) Started at LST and played 73‘ in a 2-2 draw at Turkgucu Munich. Scored both their goals with them coming in the 31st’ and 53rd’ (-/-) Match Highlights

Allsvenskan (Sweden)

Kristoffer Lund (BK Hacken) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Loss at Sirius (6.9/-) 54/62 passing, 3/4 accurate long balls, 1 key pass, 78 touches, 6/8 duels won, 1 clearance, 1 foul, 3/5 successful tackles, 1/2 aerials won, 1 interception, 5 recoveries Match Highlights

November 30th

Europe

Premier league (England)

Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Started at RW and played 66‘ in a 1-1 draw at Newcastle United (7.0/6.35) 0/2 shots on target, 13/16 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 33 touches, 6/6 duels won, 1 clearance, 3/4 successful tackles, 2/2 aerials won, 3 recoveries Match Highlights

Copa del Rey (Spain)

Matt Miazga (Deportivo Alaves on loan from Chelsea) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Win at Unami CP (7.5/-) *71/72 passing, 9/10 accurate long balls, 82 touches, 3/5 duels won, 3 clearances, 1/1 successful dribble, 1 time fouled, 1 foul, 1/2 aerials won, 1 interception,

November 27th

Europe

Premier league (England)

Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Started at RW and played 67‘ in a 0-0 draw with Wolves (6.2/6.21) 0/1 shot on target, 17/19 passing, 0/1 accurate cross, 26 touches, 1/5 duels won, 1 clearance, 0/2 successful dribbles, 1 time dispossessed, 0/1 successful tackle, 0/1 aerial won, 2 recoveries Match Highlights

Championship

Antonee Robinson (Fulham) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-1 draw at Preston North End. Scored the goal in the 15th’ (7.7/6.36) 1/1 shot on target, 44/52 passing, 4/9 accurate long balls, 64 touches, 4/6 duels won, 4 clearances, 1 time dispossessed, 3/3 aerials won, 2 recoveries Match Highlights

Tim Ream (Fulham) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 1-1 draw at Preston North End. Picked up a yellow in the 49th’ (6.9/7.28) 39/48 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 4/4 accurate long balls, 78 touches, 4/14 duels won, 1/3 successful dribbles, 1 time fouled, 2 fouls, 0/1 successful tackles. 1/5 aerials won, 1 interception, 7 recoveries

Duane Holmes (Huddersfield Town) Started at LW and played 59‘ in a 2-1 Loss against Middlesbrough (6.3/5.82) *0/1 shot on target, 13/19 passing, 0/1 accurate long ball, 2/8 duels won, 4 fouls, 1/1 successful tackle, 1/2

December 6th

Europe

Segunda Division (Spanish 2nd Division)

Samuel Shashoua (CD Tenerife) Subbed on in the 63rd‘ in a 1-1 draw at Cartagena (6.3/-) 0/1 shot on target, 14/15 passing, 3/4 accurate long balls, 1 key pass, 23 touches, 3/5 duels won, 1/1 successful dribble, 2 times dispossessed, 2 times fouled Match Highlights

Shaq Moore (CD Tenerife) Subbed on in the 76th‘ in a 1-1 draw at Cartagena. Assisted on their goal in the 87th’ (7.3) 4/6 passing, 1/3 accurate crosses, 0/1 accurate long ball, 1 key pass, 15 touches, 3/3 duels won, 1 clearance, 1/1 successful dribble, 1 time fouled, 1/1 aerial won

3. Liga (German 3rd Division)

Marcel Costly (SV Waldhof Mannheim) Started at RW and went the full 90’ in a 1-1 draw with SV Wehen Wiesbaden (-/-) Match Highlights

Gillian Jurcher (SV Waldhof Mannheim) Subbed on in the 72nd‘ in a 1-1 draw with SV Wehen Wiesbaden

Eerste Divisie (Dutch 2nd Division)

Richard Ledezma (Jong PSV) Subbed on in the 46th‘ in a 3-2 Loss against De Graafschap (6.6/-) 0/1 shot on target, 14/16 passing, 2/3 accurate crosses, 0/1 accurate long balls, 4 key passes, 25 touches, 0/2 duels won, 0/2 aerials won, 3 recoveries Match Highlights

Dante Sealy (Jong PS

October 25th

Europe

Liga NOS (Portugal)

Reggie Cannon (Boavista FC) Started at RWB and played 85‘ in a 0-0 draw with Belenenses SAD (7.1/6.73) 0/1 shot on target, 10/13 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 1/2 accurate long balls, 32 touches, 8/10 duels won, 1 time fouled, 1 foul, 3/5 successful tackles, 2/3 aerials won, 1 interception, 2 recoveries Match Highlights

Super Lig (Turkey)

DeAndre Yedlin (Galatasaray SK) Started at RB and played 77‘ in a 2-1 Loss at Besiktas (5.6/6.07) 6/8 passing, 1/2 accurate crosses, 0/1 accurate long ball, 32 touches, 5/11 duels won, 3 clearances, 1/1 successful dribble, 1 time fouled, 2/5 successful tackles, 1/2 aerials won Match Highlights

Protathlima Cyta (Cyprus)

Mix Diskerud (Omonia Nicosia) Started at LCM and played 84‘ in a 1-0 Loss at PAEEK (-/-) Match Highlights

Liga HaAl (Israel)

Josh Cohen (Maccabi Haifa) Started at GK and went the full 90’ in a 2-0 Win against Maccabi Netanya (-/-) Match Highlights

South America

Liga Profesional (Argentina)

Alan Sonora (Club Atlético Independiente) Started at CAM and played 56‘ in a 1-0 Win against Unión ([7.0

November 22nd

Europe

Eerste Divisie (Dutch 2nd Division)

Dante Sealy (Jong PSV on loan from FC Dallas) Started at LW and played 89‘ in a 0-0 draw with NAC Breda. Picked up a yellow in the 81st’ (7.1/-) 0/1 shot on target, 28/32 passing, 0/3 accurate crosses, 3/3 accurate long balls, 1 key pass, 47 touches, 8/13 duels won, 1 time dispossessed, 2 times fouled, 1 foul, 3/3 successful tackles, 3/6 aerials won, 1 interception, 6 recoveries Match Highlights

Allsvenskan (Sweden)

Nils Froling (Kalmar FF) Started at LST and played 65‘ in a 2-1 Win at Orebro. Assisted on the frist goal in the 31st’ (8.0/-) 1/2 shots on target, 17/20 passing, 0/1 accurate cross, 0/1 accurate long ball, 1 key pass, 35 touches, 4/7 duels won, 1 clearance, 3/3 successful dribbles, 1 foul, 1/1 successful tackle, 0/1 aerial won, 6 recoveries Match Highlights

Ekstraklasa (Poland)

Ben Lederman (Raków Częstochowa) Started at LCM and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Cracovia (-/-) Match Highlights

Kategoria Superiore (Albania)

Aleksandar Isaevski (FK Dinamo) Started at LB and played 74‘ in a 1-1 draw with Egnatia (-/-) Match Highlights

November 23rd

Europe

Champions League - Group Stage (International)

[Christian Pul

October 23rd

Europe

Premier league (England)

Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Started at RST and played 68‘ in a 7-0 Loss at Chelsea (6.5/6.04) 10/15 passing, 24 touches, 3/6 duels won, 1 clearance, 1/3 successful dribbles, 1 time fouled, 1/1 successful tackle, 1 interception, 2 recoveries Match Highlights

Championship

Duane Holmes (Huddersfield Town) Subbed on in the 62nd‘ in a 3-0 Loss at Bournemouth (6.4/6.09) 10/10 passing, 17 touches, 1/3 duels won, 1 clearance, 1 foul, 1/1 aerial won, 1 interception, 2 recoveries Match Highlights

League 1

Lynden Gooch (Sunderland AFC) Subbed on in the 69th‘ in a 1-0 Loss against Charlton Athletic (6.2/6.08) 2/3 passing, 1/1 accurate long ball, 8 touches, 2/4 duels won, 0/1 successful dribble, 1/1 successful tackle, 0/1 aerial won, 1 recovery Match Highlights

League 2

Tylor Golden (Salford City) Subbed on in the 45th‘ in a 3-1 Loss at Forest Green (6.1/6.00) 7/12 passing, 1/4 accurate long balls, 15 touches, 2/3 duels won, 0/1 successful tackles, 1/2 aerials won, 1 recovery Match Highlights

La Liga (Spain)

Matt Miazga (Deportivo Alaves on loan from C

November 6th

Europe

Premier league (England)

Christian Pulisic (Chelsea) Subbed on in the 84th‘ in a 1-1 draw with Burnley (-/6.02) 5/6 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 9 touches, 1/1 duel won, 1 time fouled Match Highlights

Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Subbed on in the 77th‘ in a 2-1 Win at Brentford (6.3/6.23) 4/6 passing, 9 touches, 3/6 duels won, 1/1 successful dribble, 1 time fouled, 1/4 aerials won, 1 recovery Match Highlights

Championship

Antonee Robinson (Fulham) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win at Peterborough (7.6/7.21) 53/70 passing, 1/4 accurate crosses, 5/11 accurate long balls, 98 touches, 7/10 duels won, 1 clearance, 3/4 successful dribbles, 1 time dispossessed, 1 foul, 1/1 successful tackle, 3/3 aerials won, 6 recoveries Match Highlights

Tim Ream (Fulham) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win at Peterborough. Picked up a yellow in the 84th’ (7.7/6.99) 101/110 passing, 3/7 accurate long balls, 116 touches, 3/8 duels won, 1 clearance, 1 foul, 1/1 successful tackle, 2/5 aerials won, 2 interceptions, 11 recoveries

Alex Mighten (Nottingham Forest) Started at LW and played 62‘ in a 3-0 Win against Preston North End ([6.6](https://www.fotmob

October 18th

Europe

La Liga (Spain)

Matt Miazga (Deportivo Alaves on loan from Chelsea) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against Real Betis (6.8/6.67) 1/1 shot on target, 22/29 passing, 3/8 accurate long balls, 40 touches, 3/5 duels won, 4 clearances, 1 time fouled, 1/1 successful tackle, 1/2 aerials won, 6 recoveries Match Highlights

Serie A (Italy)

Gianluca Busio (Venezia FC) Started at RCM and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Fiorentina (6.2/6.54) 0/1 shot on target, 24/29 passing, 0/1 accurate long ball, 39 touches, 3/10 duels won, 3 times dispossessed, 1 foul, 2/2 successful tackle, 1/1 aerial won, 4 recoveries Match Highlights

3. Liga (German 3rd Division)

Mael Corboz (SC Verl) Started at CDM and went the full 90’ in a 5-3 Win against TSV Havelse (-/-) Match Highlights

Eerste Divisie (Dutch 2nd Division)

Dante Sealy (Jong PSV on loan from FC Dallas) Subbed on in the 46th‘ in a 3-2 Loss against Telstar (6.0/-) 0/1 shot on target, 12/14 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 27 touches, 3/7 duels won, 1/2 successful dribbles, 1 time dispossessed, 1 time fouled, 1 foul, 1/2 aerials won, 1 recovery Match Highlights

Allsvenskan (Sweden)

[Kristoffer Lund](https://www.transfe

September 11th

Europe

Championship (English 2nd DIvision)

Antonee Robinson (Fulham) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Blackpool (7.7/7.04) 59/71 passing, 3/8 accurate crosses, 1/5 accurate long balls, 3 key passes, 102 touches, 4/11 duels won, 2 clearances, 2/4 successful dribbles, 1 time fouled, 2 fouls, 1/1 successful tackle, 0/1 aerial won, 3 interceptions, 6 recoveries Match Highlights

Tim Ream (Fulham) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Blackpool (7.2/6.71) 98/101 passing, 5/6 accurate long balls, 107 touches, 3/3 duels won, 3 clearances, 1/1 successful tackle, 2/2 aerials won, 2 interceptions, 7 recoveries

Duane Holmes (Huddersfield Town) Started at RW and played 67‘ in a 2-1 Loss at Stoke City. Picked up a yellow in the 62nd’ (6.6/6.31) 1/1 shot on target, 12/15 passing, 0/1 accurate cross, 0/1 accurate long ball, 29 touches, 3/5 duels won, 1/2 successful dribble, 1 time dispossessed, 1 time fouled, 1/1 successful tackle, 2 recoveries Match Highlights

League 1

Lynden Gooch (Sunderland AFC) Started at LW and played 68‘ in a 2-1 Win against Accrington Stanley. Picked up a yellow in the 25th’ (6.9/6.31) *0/3 shots on target, 13/18 passing, 1/2 accurate crosses, 1/3 accurate long balls, 35 touches, 5/8 due

September 25th

Europe

Premier league (England)

Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Started at RST and went the full 90’ in a 2-0 Loss at Everton (5.9/5.88) 11/13 passing, 30 touches, 3/7 duels won, 2 clearances, 2 times dispossessed, 2 times fouled, 1/3 aerials won, 3 recoveries Match Highlights

Championship

Antonee Robinson (Fulham) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 1-1 draw at Bristol City (7.4/7.15) 42/54 passing, 6/8 accurate crosses, 2/5 accurate long balls, 5 key passes, 80 touches, 1/8 duels won, 1 clearance, 0/4 successful dribbles, 1 time dispossessed, 1/3 aerials won, 3 interceptions, 5 recoveries Match Highlights

Tim Ream (Fulham) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-1 draw at Bristol City (7.5/6.76) 92/97 passing, 7/7 accurate long balls, 1 key pass, 108 touches, 4/6 duels won, 5 clearances, 2 times fouled, 1 foul, 2/3 aerials won, 1 interception, 8 recoveries

Alex Mighten (Nottingham Forest) Subbed on in the 87th‘ in a 1-1 draw with Millwall (-/5.99) 2/3 passing, 4 touches, 0/1 duel won, 0/1 aerial won, 1 recovery Match Highlights

Duane Holmes (Huddersfield Town) Subbed on in the 63rd‘ in a 1-0 Loss at Swansea