Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.

Because Seven ate nein.

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I got mugged last night by six of the Seven Dwarfs.

Not Happy.

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Six-thirty is the best time of day.

Hands down.

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Why couldn't the seven days stand on their own?

Because they were 'week'.

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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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I enrolled in a paid clinical study that requires an hourlong nap every day for six months.

It’s my dream job.

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Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece

I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.

My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."

Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."

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The twelve days of Jokemas, day seven

What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?

The Polar Expresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
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Six out of seven dwarves aren’t Happy.

This post was the height of humour.

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Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...

I told her I was just completely sunburnt

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Every night, I read my kids a book about the end of days...

Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.

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Six was afraid of seven because seven eight (ate) nine. But why did seven eat nine?

Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.

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Knight Knight
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Why did Seven hate Six?

Because Seven was at odds with Six and wanted to get even.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferventlycavalier
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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateKid84Fan
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a "six" offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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Why did was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a 'six offender'.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

'Cause he was a registered six offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six-offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russgw
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Not what you were thinking! It's really because seven was a registered six offender...

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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Research shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Cause seven is a registered six offender.

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I got mugged by six dwarves last night

Not Happy.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered SIX offender Ahahahahahahahaha

Someone please love me

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Cause seven was a registered six offender

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered Six offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven people posted this joke today.

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