Silambarasan Puns

Translation:

Vels University bestows an honorary Doctorate to actor Silambarasan. Its chancellor Dr. Ishari K Ganesh has clarified that it has nothing to do with the fact that the actor is acting in multiple productions under their banner.

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##GROUP A - ROUND 4

Match 58: Andhra vs Himachal at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Himachal won the toss and chose to field

Andhra won by 30 runs

Stats:

• 4th List A ton for Srikar Bharat (55 innings, 5 fifties)

• 2nd List A ton for Ashwin Hebbar (35 innings, 4 fifties)

• Highest List A score for Srikar Bharat

• 12th List A fifty for Rishi Dhawan (87 innings, 1 ton)

• 14th List A fifty for Prashant Chopra (81 innings, 4 tons)

• 2nd highest 1st innings and 5th highest total for Andhra (highest total is 385/6 vs Goa in 2011-12)

• 4th highest 2nd innings total for Himachal (highest 2nd innings total is 351 all out vs Maharashtra in 2016-17)

Match 59: Gujarat vs Vidarbha at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Gujarat won by 46 runs

Stats:

• Maiden List A ton for Saurav Chauhan (2 innings)

• Maiden List A ton for Het Patel (5 innings)

• 5th List A ton for Ganesh Satish (79 innings, 18 fifties)

• Maiden List A fifty for Aditya Sarwate (14 innings)

• Highest total for Gujarat

• Highest 2nd innings total and 4th highest total for Vidarbha (highest total is 350/6 vs Hyderabad in 2017-18)

Match 60: Odisha vs Jammu and Kashmir at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Odisha won the toss and chose the field

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Buenosdillas

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

##GROUP A - ROUND 2

Match 20: Gujarat vs Odisha at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Odisha won the toss and chose to field

Odisha won by 3 wickets (3 balls to spare)

Stats:

• Maiden List A ton for Kathan Patel (8 innings)

• 3rd smallest win (by runs) for Odisha (smallest win is 2 wickets vs Tripura in 2009-10)

Match 21: Andhra vs Vidarbha at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Vidarbha won by 8 wickets (50 balls to spare)

Stats:

• Maiden List A fifty for CR Gnaneshwar (4 innings)

• 40th List A fifty for Ambati Rayudu (159 innings, 5 tons)

• 2nd List A ton for Atharva Taide (14 innings, 2 fifties)

• 2nd highest 2nd innings total for Vidarbha (highest 2nd innings total is 301/8 vs Bengal in 2014-15)

• Highest target chased by Vidarbha

• 4th biggest win (by wickets) for Vidarbha (bigges win is 10 wickets vs Andhra in 2015-16)

Match 22: Himachal vs Jammu and Kashmir at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Jammu and Kashmir won the toss and chose to field first

QF 1: Himachal Pradesh vs Uttar Pradesh at Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur

Himachal won the toss and chose to field

Himachal won by 5 wickets (27 balls to spare)

Summary: Himachal dropped Ayush Jamwal for Sidharth Sharma whereas UP replaced Madhav Kaushik with Abhishek Goswami. List A debutant Sidharth provided an important breakthrough by trapping Goswami lbw. Vinay Guletia capitalised on that by sending keeper Aryan Juyal and skipper Karan Sharma in the next over. Galetia added another to his tally by trapping Sameer Rizvi lbw, leaving UP struggling at 39 for 4. Akshdeep Nath was dismissed by Sidharth as well, after he provided the platform by adding 64 runs in 103 balls with Rinku Singh for 5th wicket. Rinku continued his good form by adding further 75 runs in 89 balls with Bhuvneshwar Kumar. Shivam (s) (Mavi and Sharma) were dismissed in penultimate over. Bhuvi and Yash Dayal hit 13 runs off last over to take UP above 200.

Shivam Mavi provided the breakthrough by dismissing Shubham Arora after cautious start. Arora added 54 runs in 104 balls with Prashant Chopra. Nikhil Gangta also added 122 runs in 121 balls with Chopra. Ankit Rajpoot dismissed him and Rishi Dhawan (on duck) in same over. Shivam Mavi returned to strand Chopra on worst case of nervous nineties. Mavi dismissed Sumeet Verma in his next over as well. Amit Kumar hit the winning runs to take Himachal to their 2nd ever semfinal.

Stats:

• 12th List A fifty for Rinku Singh (39 innings, 1 ton)

• 16th List A fifty for Prashant Chopra (83 innings, 6 tons)

• 8th List A fifty for Nikhil Gangta (41 innings, 1 ton)

• Himachal's first ever win against Uttar Pradesh in 6th attempt (Now, Maharashtra is the only team that they haven't beaten in List A in 3+ attempts)

[QF 2: Tamil Nadu vs Karnataka at KL Saini Stadium, Jaipur]

SF 1: Himachal vs Services at Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur

Services won the toss and chose to field

Himachal won by 77 runs

Summary: Himachal made one change in their lineup by replacing Sumeet Verma with Digvijay Rangi whereas Services also brought back Rahul Singh Gahlaut in place of Mumtaz Qadir. Himachal had a rough start as they lost Shubham Arora in the second over itself. Although Prashant Chopra added 74 runs with Digvijay Rangi, it took them 106 balls to do so, which was immediately followed by low scores by Nikhil Gangta's run out and Amit Kumar's 6 ball duck. Himachal's MVP Rishi Dhawan took it upon himself to revive the innings once again. He added 88 runs in 103 balls with Chopra and 83 runs in 47 balls with Akash Vashisht. Himachal was a different team after Dhawan got set as they added 132 runs in last 15 overs. Bowling all rounder Vashisht played his role to perfection by striking at 150+ in a crucial stage. Abhishek Tiwari was the biggest victim of duo's onslaught as he went for more than 8 runs per over. Rahul Singh was the only bowler from Services who went for less than 5 per over.

Rishi Dhawan was the main man with bowl as well. He provided the breakthrough by rattling Lakhan Singh's stumps in his first over and finished his first spell with wicket of Mohit Ahlawat. He came back to dismiss Diwesh Pathania and Raj Bahadur Pal to win it for his team. Akash Vashisht also contributed with bowl as he dismissed Ravi Chauhan and Rahul Singh Gahlaut but the most dangerous batsmen of opponent (Rajat Paliwal and Pulkit Narang) were dismissed by Sidharth Sharma. There was no big partnership from Services, with the biggest of lot being 49 runs between Ravi Chauhan and Rajat Paliwal. Himachal Pradesh enter the Vijay Hazare Trophy finals for the first time in history.

##GROUP A - ROUND 3

Match 39: Gujarat vs Himachal at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Gujarat won the toss and chose to field

Himachal won by 97 runs

Stats:

• 13th List A fifty for Prashant Chopra (80 innings, 6 tons)

• 5th List A fifty for Amit Kumar (35 innings, 2 tons)

• 11th List A fifty for Rishi Dhawan (86 innings, 1 ton)

• 9th List A fifty for Piyush Chawla (109 innings)

• 9th List A fifty for Bhargav Merai (38 innings, 2 tons)

• 2nd highest 1st innings total and 4th highest total for Himachal (highest total is 351 all out vs Maharashtra in 2016-17)

• 5th biggest win (by runs) for Himachal (biggest win is 185 runs vs Delhi in 2016-17)

Match 40: Andhra vs Jammu and Kashmir at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Jammu and Kashmir won the toss and chose to bat

Andhra won by 2 wickets (6 balls to spare)

Stats:

• Maiden List A ton for Ram Dayal (45 innings, 3 fifties)

• Ram Dayal rescued Jammu Kashmir from 61/8 and added 147 runs for last 2 wickets.

• 15th List A fifty for Ricky Bhui (51 innings, 2 tons)

• 4th smallest win (by wickets) for Andhra (smallest win is 1 wicket vs Goa in 2017-18)

Match 41: Vidarbha vs Odisha at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Odisha won the toss and chose to field