Short Poop Puns

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

• What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

• What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

My wife is trying to soothe the little fella, not sure what’s wrong.

There’s a short checklist we go through, feed, hot/cold or pooping. He has a bit of trouble when he’s trying to poop.

“What’s hurting? What do you want? Is it mouth or butt that you want?”

Me from the kitchen:

“How come I never get this question?”