Shopping Store Puns

A list of puns related to "Shopping Store"

Three of the Teletubbies went shopping at the most expensive department store in town.

The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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What are you called if you are shopping at an Apple store when it’s robbed?

An iWitness.

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👤︎ u/jch308
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"

I replied, "Depends."

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👤︎ u/Mano_Trueno
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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I was shopping at the grocery store like it was 1999. That’s when I realized the party was over...

Oops, they were out of thyme.

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👤︎ u/cyberentomology
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

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👤︎ u/jHugley328
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
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👤︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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I went shopping at a cherry stand and then a microphone store.

Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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I was going grocery shopping this morning. They told me latex gloves and a face mask was enough. So i go in the store and what do i see?

The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!

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👤︎ u/getonmylevel205
📅︎ May 01 2020
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I went shopping in two different stores today for alcohol and, both times, was asked to remove my sunglasses.

I guess I must've looked shady.

[Based on a true story!]

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.

Boy, was my face red!

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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My wife told me to add ketchup to the shopping list before I go to the store…

I don't know why since now I can't read what it says…

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...

They couldn't afford a tenor.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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I went shopping and saw an attractive woman dressed as Snow White working at one of the stores.

She was the fairest of the mall.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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It’s Halloween season, and I saw Snow White working at the shoe store in our local shopping centre.

She is the fairest of the mall.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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Did you hear about the pokeman trainer who was sleeping in the camping store at the shopping center?

Apparently he cot the mall.

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👤︎ u/ieGod
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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Shopping for new kicks for my daughter. I asked my wife why there were no flies in the store. She shrugged and I told her it was because of all the shoe.

Kid groaned, wife groaned, but I got a chuckle from the clerk.

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👤︎ u/designatedjohnny
📅︎ Aug 05 2017
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A store that I was shopping at wouldn't accept my check.

"Nothing personal" they said.

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👤︎ u/kaoszombie
📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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My friend works in a bird rehabilitation place. She put a video of her with an actual bird of prey in the gift shop on Instagram and said "Shopping is for the birds". So I sent her a message saying "I bet it's favorite store is Birdbath and beyond".
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👤︎ u/MarkJohn73
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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Shopping at the home improvement store

Just found this subreddit and, being a dad, I figured I needed to share some material...

I'm checking out at the home improvement store, my wife standing next to me as the bubble-headed cashier rings me up. She gets to a bag of six inch galvanized spikes that I was buying for an outdoor project. Trying to look up the price in her book, our ditzy cashier holds one up and says, "Is this nine inches?" I smile and turn to my wife saying, "Her boyfriend must love her. He's got her convinced that that's nice inches..."

At that point my wife slapped me saying, "You're disgusting!" and our little airhead just stood there and had no idea why.

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👤︎ u/rubikscanopener
📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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