It has it's ups and downs
Leeks.
They're in a die-er strait.
Hi-C
It left a legendary glory hull
A one liner.
"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
Apparently it kept synching when docked
Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.
It was a match made in heaving!
While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.
Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"
My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"
....I heard they were sommelier pirates!
The survivors were marooned.
A deck of cards.
Five minutes later the voyage was no longer a maiden, and I am no longer welcome on the ocean.
