A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Friend told me a great one-liner.
The thing about pencils is that if it doesn't have a sharp tip, it's pointless.
(I paraphrased).
So dad wasn't feeling too well last time i was at their place...
He'd been on the toilet for a while, yells out to my mum:
"Can you get me a sharp pencil"
"Why?"
"Because i want to work something out"
