4 Hilarious Shampoo Names Puns

My mates were thinking of alternative names for shampoo.

It was fake shit.

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📅︎ Jan 16 2021

Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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👤︎ u/yikesomalley

📅︎ Feb 17 2020

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Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.

I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.

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👤︎ u/Secrethat

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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Made a shampoo joke the other day

So my sister does this thing called NoPoo so she doesn't wash her hair when she showers and does some weird thing to make it healthier than when you would use shampoo.

Anyway, the joke revolves around the remedy name, NoPoo.

Dad: So how does this work

Sister: Well it makes it so I don't have to wash my hair and makes my hair healthier

Me: So you're Shampoostipated

My dad laughed out loud and my sisters groaned.

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👤︎ u/Stingerr

📅︎ Jun 26 2014

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