What do you call a subpar landscaping service operated by dogs?

Ruff Around the Hedges.

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👤︎ u/HamGlazE
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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Did you hear about the dog walking service for Christians?

It was called Canine Able.

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📅︎ Dec 04 2016
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My blind friend Miles was telling me his service dog just spoke to him the other day....

...."I can see for Miles."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 18 2017
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I ran into a dog wearing a vest that said "SERVICE ANIMAL" so I did my bit and gave him an oil change.
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👤︎ u/scarymoose
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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My dog groomer dad proclaiming their superior service...

"I Shih Tzu not!"

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📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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Overheard a dad at the YMCA of the Rockies this week

I asked this family where they had come from as I moved their luggage. They told me they had driven somewhere around 12 hours that day and were very ready to just go to bed.

But as they got to the door the Father stopped abruptly in front of all of us and said, "Oh no! We can't stay here. The sign says 'Service dogs only'."

To which his whole family died a little on the inside and I rolled on the ground laughing.

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📅︎ Jul 14 2014
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