Sentence Word Puns

Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning

Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul

I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.

Me: Not today, Dad.

My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face

I use because, because, because is a conjunction.

..and found it very hard to explain.

He said "thanks Dad, that really means a lot".

Bobby: "Rectum? It dang near killed him!"

I'm.

A life sentence.

Misspelled.

So I said I was playing golf and out of curiosity I licked one of my golf clubs. It tasted irony.

And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

Student: I'm in love with a girl and harassment a lot to me.

"Battery case contains assault".

In mid conversation: Me: "Well..." Dad: "Deep Subject"

Technically a riddle not a joke but it's always amused me. My dad told me this well over 30 years ago.

"I asked you to paint a sign for my pub "The Dog And Duck" but you didn't leave enough space between "Dog" and "And" and "And" and "Duck.".