Schumer Puns

A list of puns related to "Schumer"

What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline

Idk I’m the one who’s asking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidsdyinginside
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchens where a brother is frying chips…

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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