What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
What did the cheese maker say to his wife when he divorced?
Don’t brie upset, it’s for the greater gouda
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst Käse scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
Last night my wife says "Honey will you go get us some tortilla chips and cheese?"
I looked deep into her eyes and said
"I'm nacho delivery service. "
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
What did one block of cheese say to the other?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
What does the cheese say when it shoots a basketball?
What did the priest say when he saw the image of Christ in a cheese?
What did the cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, me!"
^((for the non-dads: that's) ^("hallou mi"))
What does cheese say when you take it’s photo?
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I'd like a grilled.......... cheese"
The waiter responds: "what's with the big pause? "
What did the cheese say to the milk after he called the butter fat?
If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
What did the dairyman say when he accidentaly invented the world's driest cheese?
What did one cheese say to the other when they lost their coffee?
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
What did the man say when he was getting his cheese stolen?
I always hear people say they don't like the holes in Swiss cheese
What did Mario say after he tested the cheese?
"Say human" said the cheese photographer.
What did the fries, gravy, and cheese say to the chef?
Why are you poutine us together?
What did the attendees of the 'Big Cheese Festival' say when they ran out of cheese?
What did the cheese say after he made a jump shot?
What did one cheese say to the other?
I'm not cheddar, jack. Leave me provolone.
What did the cheese say when he didn't study for his test?
I hope I won't be grated!
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
A grizzly bear walks into a restaurant and says “Can I get a grilled..............cheese?”
The waiter replies “Why the big pawse?”
...
“Because I’m a bear”
What did the Cheese say when he saw himself in the Mirror?
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
What did the cheese say to itself?
What did the cheese say while looking at itself in the mirror?
What did the cheese say to the mirror?
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