A man with a thesaurus saunters into a tavern.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar...

Saunters up to the bar, the barkeeper asks β€œWhat’ll you have?”

β€œPop.” Goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredtheuser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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My Dad and I were at the grocery store.....

......we are almost done and by the dried herbs. He turns to me seriously and says, "I've just got to do one thing before we check out ..."

Me: "ok, what?" (I'm about 14 at the time)

Dad: " I've just got to take a leek".

He grabs the dried leeks packet, nonchalantly flips it into the cart and saunters off.

Not only did he nail the delivery, but he pulled a Costanza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwirlieWhirlie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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