I am saddened because I just get laughed at for not knowing the name of the band
He heard that doing something romantic to a tractor would bring his wife back.
Mickey mousewala
Everybody just stood around and sang Happy Birthday
Then he could have been called "Que-Beck".
Confirmed that I was broke.
I started with Danger Zone, followed by I'm All Right, Return to Pooh Corner, and Conviction of the Heart. Finally after finishing Danny's Song, they kicked me off the stage for too many failed Loggins attempts.
Once upon a time an astronaut landed on an alien world. The world was full of trees and plants and wildlife. But one species in particular caught his eye. Short and round with huge feet, they were kind. They sang songs all day, drank, and made merry. After observing them from afar for many days, the astronaut decided to approach them and make first contact. Upon speaking to them, he found that they called themselves the Jibbles.
The astronaut lived amongst the Jibbles for many years and found that they used a unique series of toe rings as currency.Β Unable to pronounce their word for the currency, he called them ToeKins, chuckling to himself at his pun.
As the years went by, the astronaut learned of a war-like race of Jibbles. They came to his village and raided their supplies. They beat up several of the sweet Jibbles, and they threatened the astronaut. Months of this had the sweet Jibbles exhausted, and the astronaut hatched a plan.
Taking all the gear from his spaceship, he snuck away to the mean Jibbles camp in the night. He met with their leader and offered him his wealth in order to buy a peace between their villages. Seeing the array of technology the astronaut had brought, the chief agreed to his terms. The astronaut asked for a sign of good faith he could show his village when he returned. So the chief removed one of his toe rings, took a knife, and sketched a crude picture of a jibble and the astronaut holding hands. This he gave to the astronaut.
Returning home, the astronaut declared that there was now peace amongst their villages! The Jibbles drank and made merry and everyone wanted to see the gift from the other tribe. Late that night, when everyone had gone to sleep drunk, the mean Jibbles snuck into camp and killed them all. Turning over the astronauts corpse, they found they couldn't remove the ring from his hand.
And that's why you shouldn't trust non-fun-Jibble-toekins.
So I sang to her "Nothing could be finer than to see your spine aligner in the mor-or-ning..."
They arrested me for colorful language.
He was a real rapscallion.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
πΆ"Give me three forks,
Give me three forks sweetie,
Give me three forks from the drawer.
Give me three forks,
Give me three forks baby,
And I won't ask you for four." π΅
This is untrue, she is actually still Lavigne.
They said I had to many Loggins attempts.
I just sang eight bars
Day two of posting soap puns for a week!
I told two of my kids I had a message for them. So I sang to them, "Where ever you go, what ever you do, I will be right here waiting for yooooou!" Then I followed it with, "Love, The Dishes".
green trees there too
I see the trees
and they are green too
and I think to myself
I am lost in these woods
That was some weird al cohol
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
Obama's elf
Don't wanna be
Obama's elf
Anymooooooooooooooooooooooore!
This Kink-shaming has to stop.
Carrie Oakley
Sam sang
But Samsung anyway.
the audience got rick grohled.
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes. They were good too.
Ley-dihu!
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
I had a little mishap with a pruning saw in the yard and asked my wife to patch my finger up. She's a nurse, so I figured she'd dress my wound better than I could. She started off with cleaning up the cut with a betadine swab.
Wife: "This might sting a little bit."
Me: Yup. Yup that stings.
Wife: Sing a song. It'll take your mind off of it.
Me: "Roooooxanne, you don't have to put on the red light,
Those days are over you don't have to sell your body to the night..."
Wife: sideways look
Me: "Roooooxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight,
Walk the streets for money you don't care if it's wrong or if it's right..."
Wife: sideways look
Me: "You know who sings that, right?"
Wife: "Yeah, the Police."
Me: "Who and the Police?"
Wife: "Sting?"
Me: "Yes it does."
...going twiceβ¦
robots in da skies.
Hop Sang
I just sang about eight bars.
