Samhan Puns

##Info

Name: Ada Samhan

Age: 16

Birthday: August 16th, 2004

Godrent: Discordia

Cohort: (will be) II

##Appearance

Height: 5’3” / 160cm

Eyes: Amber

Hair: Black and straight

Clothing: Comfortable but always neat. Collared blouses are typical.

Images:

• Faceclaim - Imaan Hammam

• Picrews - alohasushicore, djarn, ummmmandy

##Powers

• Aura of strife - When active, this ability causes those around Ada to feel incredibly distrustful and angry towards others, and it intensifies grudges. While affected by the aura people are likely to act more emotionally than rationally. Ada typically remains free from being the target of the induced distrust and anger, allowing her to manipulate people further by speaking to them and giving them reason to feel this way towards other people.

• Liespeak - When she lies Ada can lace her words with magic that makes it near impossible to not believe her, and it becomes incredibly difficult to later convince the affected individuals that it was a lie.

• Parseltongue Snake affinity - Snakes of all kinds are naturally docile towards Ada, and she is able to communicate with them.

##Other

• Ada carries an Imperial gold dagger that she stole off of another demigod before getting to Camp Jupiter. It transforms into a small bracelet charm.

• She has a companion in the form of a Mojave rattlesnake named Basil. He’s 76cm (30”) long.

##Now

Well, the monsters on the way here were certainly annoying, but the two of them got through okay and Ada got herself all cleaned up before running across a highway with a snake on her arms. She smooths her hair down as she walks through the tunnel and emerges in Camp Jupiter. She’s in no rush as she begins making her way towards the Camp, a smile on her face and Basil still resting over her shoulders and arms.

This place should be fun.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

Mathematical puns makes me number

A play on words.

Put it on my bill

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.