Gojoseon Puns

I'm starting to reach the end of my idea pool, sadly. Are you all sad as well?!

Let's stay on topic!

The Ancient Gojoseon civilization was the birthplace of Korean power. Beset by Xiongnu (Huns) and Chinese adversaries, the Korean Peninsula is a defensive one. Korean civs tend to be the titular tower civs for Microsoft games. It's that way in AoE1, AoE2 and even RoN has tower bonuses.

Therefore, Korea has tower power. It also has decent priest and healing powers.

To exemplify their towery might, they get a few goodies. First, they get the Stone Mine in Age 3, which functions a lot like the Celtic Gold Mine with a huge conservation on Stone. Combined with 2 levels of Stone Mining techage, and Korea will have its tower army at a moment's notice!

But that's not where it ends. Korean Towers do cost 25 more wood, but have extra health and damage output and a no minimum range. To top it off, they get a special tower that acts like a sturdy, immobile priest: the Pagoda! Able to heal when no enemies are in range to convert, Pagodas are both a strong defensive and offensive asset to any Korean strategy. They do cost stone and gold however. Pagodas, as towers are improved by tower advisors/milestones except damage boosters, so Darius is your best friend!

With Temple, Pagoda and Stone Mines, the Koreans have little room for other buildings. For this reason, all soldiers train at either the Barracks if melee, or archery range if ranged. Siege Workshops still exist and as Korea, they're interesting too.

Koreans age up by building their temple, and age up continuing from there.

The troops are interesting too, so let's delve in.

Barracks (Age 1)

Mandolin Dagger – Basic troops with a rapid strike, the Mandolin Dagger is effectively a trash unit with a dagger and shield and has a bonus vs. ranged. (Age 1)

Geom – Swordsmen, Geom are a good way to ward off enemy infantry (Age 2)

Gibyeong – Basic spear cavalry, these light cavalry counter enemy cavalry (Age 2)

Dongpa – It's Age 3, but this civ's spearman finally comes out, as strong and pricy as an Age 3 unit should be, it makes cavalry cry if they dare to fight it head on. Good luck in Renegades Legendary's side mission. (Age 3)

Gaemamusa – A cavalry unit during Three Kingdoms Korea, Gaemamusa are fast, strong and durable. If Cataphracts had speed, or if Hippikons had more durability, they'd be 4 pop slots. That's what Gaemamusa are: sturdy damage resistant cavalry with a strong

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.