Ry X Puns

A Paste-ry

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

Because they are tempura-ry

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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Infant-ry

I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.

Took him to the infant-ry

I walk into the room, and my dad almost calls me by my older brother's name (we look a lot alike).

Dad: Oh hey Ry... uh.. Chuck, Henry, Fred. What do we call you again?

Me: Thanks dad..

Dad: I like Fred, I'll call you Fred. He chuckles and says: Go help bring in groceries.

Me: .....

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Ryan's dad says to the mom, "Ryan wants you to wash his hair."

"Ugh!" she replies, "I'd rather lie in bed."

"I know you would," says dad, "but I'd lather Ry instead."

The characters walk into a room with ears hanging from the ceiling. I slowly turn around, smile, and say "That room is pretty ear-ry"

I them laughed sy my own dumb joke for the next couple of minutes