The Acid Puns

A list of puns related to "The Acid"

The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.

They charged one, and lit the other off.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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I was out in the desert on psychedelics , and I started tripping way too hard. So I took an acid reducer.

It didn't help me one bit!!!!

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👤︎ u/S0undJunk1e
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?

It was lipid.

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👤︎ u/nbarlam
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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If you take LSD by accident listen to some dubstep, bass will neutralize the acid

LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other

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👤︎ u/NoWingedHussarsToday
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!

A dad joke original from my dad!!!

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👤︎ u/Sloth-for-knowledge
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.

Isn't that ionic?

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👤︎ u/floorballouis
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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What do you call the sister of an acid?

Antacid

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👤︎ u/13Ergophobia
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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What do you call Nucleic Acid at the beach

A nucleotide 🧬🌊

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👤︎ u/HopelesslyWild
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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To remove scale from the bath, acid works much better than a base

I'm not gonna lye

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👤︎ u/upliv2
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Why is fatty acid the coolest carbon chain?

Because it's fat with a pH

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👤︎ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
📅︎ Jul 12 2017
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Do you know about the TV channel where they dissolve celebrities and musicians in acid?

It's called PH1.

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👤︎ u/Suppiluliuma_2
📅︎ May 26 2017
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I hate when non-chemist argue about the corrosiveness of acids

They're such baseless arguments

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👤︎ u/Glorthiar
📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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Police arrested two boys today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one, and let the other one off.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?

It was lipid.

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👤︎ u/nbarlam
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Timmy cooper classic: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

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👤︎ u/jonjk
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Cops arrest two kids! One for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks.

They plan to charge one and let the other one off.

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👤︎ u/BoodleBobs
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ May 29 2018
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other off.

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👤︎ u/Taylordprints
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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