"...when the kids move out and the dog dies."
Yea they’re huge in Africa.
... it's night.
Yoda replies: "off course we are"
Cysters
Because personally, I consider myself a healthy balance between left and right
He realized he was nuts.
A few minutes ago, I ordered some “Ready to eat” chicken, and now I’m ready to eat chicken.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I'm gonna cut right to the chase
It has a lot of mellow tonin’.
Dad: you better add me on there, you'll need a Legend ;)
... then you are taking the only right that's left.
"No, I'm half left."
Yoda: Off course we are.
