For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.

He does it for safety porpoises

Fortunately, I was only grazed.

He was peddling his ass all over town.

He was badly injured, and yelled to his friend, "Quick! Call me a doctor!"

Bill said, "I don't really see how that will help, but if you insist: 'You're a doctor!'"

It was a little huffy.

It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.

I always push myself to recycle.

is that recycling?

(My dad's joke)

they wheelie can

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

I raced it so much, whenever I would show up, people would say, "Look! Here comes that racist!"

It's been slow. She usually only manages a few metres in a straight line before stopping. Today she cycled along for ages with one arm held out to the side.

I think she's finally turning a corner.

The guy was just coming out of the garage (which has three doors) And says, "No it's a three door".

Dad: I dunno, I'm kinda tired

Bro: Yeah, I don't think I could handle that right now

Dad: I think we've already spoken about this

Bro: Give me a brake, dad

Dad: What, you can't keep the chain of puns going?

Bro: I can kick it into a higher gear

Dad: I might have to reflect on your puns for a minute

Bro: As long as you don't tread over any of my good ones

Dad: Wheel see how long you can keep this up

Me: Hey, I like...bikes

Dad: ಠ_ಠ

Bro: ಠ_ಠ

Mom: ◔_◔

You should get a horse, it would be more stable

Her: My legs feel so taut.

Me: What are they learning?

-3 seconds of silence-

Her: siiiiiiiiiiiiigh

So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!

Let's go ride bikes!

On a bike ride, we saw some ducks on a pond.

"Daddy! What does a hungry duck eat?" "...." "A QUACKer!!!"

She hasn't stopped laughing at herself, and it's been almost an hour!

A little boy named Tom was approaching his 3rd birthday, and absolutely adored the show "Tractor Tom", partially because of his name being spoken, and partially because he loved tractors.

As the day drew nearer, his parents decided to buy him a toy tractor as a gift. The rest of his toys were gone with the wind at this point, as Tom spent all his waking hours playing with this one tractor toy.

Fast forward a few years, and Tom's now approaching his 10th birthday, with his love for tractors intact and intensified. His parents discuss what to get for him, and decide that a ride-on tractor to replace his bike is the best gift they can give him.

Tom absolutely loves the gift, and spends all of his time out of school riding around the neighbourhood while his bike collects dust in the garage.

We come forward a few more years, as Tom approaches his 18th birthday, with an only intensified adoration of tractors. His father pulls him aside on the morning of his birthday, saying "Now son, I know that we've promised you a car, but we know what you really want."

He leads him outside, to a brand new tractor with a bow on it, saying that this is his welcome to adulthood.

Tom is beyond excited, and spends the next few months going everywhere in his tractor - grocery trips, bars, classes, friends' houses.....

Again, a few years later, Tom is driving down a back country road, in the middle of nowhere, with his tractor, in the middle of a storm. The tractor breaks down, and with no air conditioning or any form of modern comforts, Tom is in a miserable mood until someone finally comes past for him to flag down for help. After this, Tom realises that although tractors are fun, maybe they're not the best transport method out there.

Tom ages through a few more years, and finds himself driving down another road in the middle of nowhere in his car, and sees a house on fire just off the road. Being a good samaritan, he pulls over and heads up the driveway to a woman running out of the house screaming "Please, help, help! My baby is trapped in there! Go and call 911, please!"

Tom turns around, then, before leaving, has a brainwave.

He turns back and walks towards the flames, saying "Don't worry, ma'am, I've got this."

He takes a deep breath in, and the fire disappears into nothingness. As you'd expect, the woman is in awe, and asks, "Oh my God, how did you do that?!"

Tom simply responds, "Well you see ma'am, I'm an extractor fan."

A man once built a bike all of wood. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden motor, even wooden gas tank.

Did he ever ride it? No, because it wooden start!

...and told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike.

I said, "That's weird; I didn't even think he knew how to ride one!"

Go outside and ride your bike

Why would you buy a bike and only ride it once?

My son is learning to ride his bike and when he falls off he looks up with tears in his eyes asking 'WHY?"

I just tell him its a vicious cycle.

"You need to learn to use the bell," she said, "I know how to use the bell," I replied..."I just cant ride a bike."

Told him there’s no way, my dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.

Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...

But thankfully it was just like riding a bike!

Hey, wanna go ride bikes?

But it’s just like riding a bike.

Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.

Me: did you fix the brake on my bike? Dad: Give me a break!

Now it can ride a bike without stabilisers.

Now it can ride a bike without training wheels

Let's go ride bikes!

Let's go ride bikes!

Let's go ride bikes!

He can now ride a bike without training wheels.

Now he can ride a bike with no training wheels

Let's go ride bikes!

He can now ride a bike without training wheels