It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyLord_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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How much does it cost to ride Santa’s sleigh?

About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0wser_304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I would ride it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curtbot9001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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If you ride a bike once, then ride it again

is that recycling?

(My dad's joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pessimistic_soul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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So I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it was a waste of time and would never get me anywhere in life....

I said β€œno mom! Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serion15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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β€œAccidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/leon1891
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What do you call someone who hops on a buck and rides away on it?

Deerly departed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bearrunner44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call a cycle that let’s both men and women ride it?

A bi-cycle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetyboi8787
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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So, I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it would never get me anywhere in life... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serion15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I didn't believe it when someone said they can ride a bike on one wheel, but it turns out...

they wheelie can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you know if you let a porpoise beat you at cards it'll give you a ride on its back?

You can win pretty easily if you want to but it defeats the porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyhowsitgoinOCE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday. Stays three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

The horse’s name is Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blake4Bama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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He said it almost every car ride

While driving in the car listening to 60's - 70's rock radio station

Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Foghat etc. would come on and my Dad would immediately start singing. Somewhere down the line he blatantly screws up the lyrics loud enough for all of us to hear and would say...

Smacking the drivers wheel "Damn, I really hate when the radio stations mess up the lyrics like that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcactuswes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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I used to ride a bike and I would race it all the time.

I raced it so much, whenever I would show up, people would say, "Look! Here comes that racist!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salty904
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?

Nope, it wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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