It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
It wooden start.
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
It's a little hoarse.
How much does it cost to ride Santa’s sleigh?
About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.
If you ride a bike once, then ride it again
is that recycling?
(My dad's joke)
So I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it was a waste of time and would never get me anywhere in life....
I said “no mom! Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way!”
“Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels”
What do you call someone who hops on a buck and rides away on it?
Deerly departed.
What do you call a cycle that let’s both men and women ride it?
A bi-cycle
So, I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it would never get me anywhere in life... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
I didn't believe it when someone said they can ride a bike on one wheel, but it turns out...
they wheelie can
Did you know if you let a porpoise beat you at cards it'll give you a ride on its back?
You can win pretty easily if you want to but it defeats the porpoise
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. Stays three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
The horse’s name is Friday.
He said it almost every car ride
While driving in the car listening to 60's - 70's rock radio station
Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Foghat etc. would come on and my Dad would immediately start singing. Somewhere down the line he blatantly screws up the lyrics loud enough for all of us to hear and would say...
Smacking the drivers wheel "Damn, I really hate when the radio stations mess up the lyrics like that"
My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?
Nope, it wooden start
