5 Hilarious Rida Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear that lady in the Progressive Insurance ads has been dating a rapper?

It's Flo Rida

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👤︎ u/Wuellig

📅︎ Dec 12 2019

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What’s the snottiest state in America?

Flu-rida!

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👤︎ u/DenverCav0

📅︎ Aug 05 2019

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My dad just got me on our drive to Key West

So we've been driving for about 30 minutes down state route 1 and talking has died down a bit. We're just listening to some oldies on the radio when my dad says, "Flo Rida must be pretty popular down here. I keep seeing his name everywhere." I replied, "really? I haven't seen it anywhere..... Ugh Shut up dad."

Edit: Key West is the most southern part of the state of Florida, USA. Flo Rida is a rapper. Flo Rida is really popular in Florida. My dad saw Flo Rida a lot during our drive in Florida. If you don't get it yet, leave /r/dadjokes

Edit 2 because people keep struggling. If this doesn't help you understand the joke you're lost.
Flo Rida
Flo rida
Florida

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👤︎ u/greekgodgrizz

📅︎ Sep 15 2016

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So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating

Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?

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👤︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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I've been having this recurring dream...

... where this dentist visits me and reminds me that the proper toothbrush strokes involve "spinning right round, right round then you go down"

Fluo Rida

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👤︎ u/joeywithanr

📅︎ Mar 06 2017

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