Response Cost Puns

A list of puns related to "Response Cost"

We recently hired a magician at the cemetery based on his response to how he could help combat the rising costs of burial arrangements.

"Abracadaver."

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👤︎ u/Vodkashana
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Dad joked my driver's ed class

This happened earlier today. The class was on the topic of crash costs and financial responsibilities.

Teacher: If a crash is determined to be your fault, then you are responsible for paying for injuries sustained by others, and damage to property. But there are some places that have an exception, like in the state of Florida, it's considered a "no fault state".

Me: Couldn't you consider California a pretty faulty state?

Whole classroom: -laudable groans-

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👤︎ u/computerconrad
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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