How many times I can repeat this pun before it’s a different joke?
My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me “Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland?” and it’s getting really annoying
My Friend asked me “Are you mad at her?” I replied “Don’t you start too”
guy walks into a therapist office repeating "I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam"
Therapist says "relax, you're 2 tents."
Pete and Repeat were on a boat.
Pete got off, who was left?
My wife told me that she was getting really angry at me for singing "I'm a Believer" on repeat. I thought she was joking.
It was once said of a radio station that played the same song on repeat for days…
Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
What would you call a repeated prank?
Did you hear about the new racing game that makes you involuntarily repeat the same mission over and over?
Repeat after me: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Thank you. You flatter me.
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
I asked my German friend what 1000-1 equals
He just kept repeating NO in German for some reason
My wife has been playing All Star by Smash Mouth on repeat for the past hour…
I needed to get myself away from this place,
but I said, “Hey, here’s a concept:
I really love this song myself,
but we could all use a little chaaange.”
Why doesn’t Beethoven like chickens?
All they do is strut around and say “Bach Bach Bach”
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires medical tweetment and the other only requires an oinkment...
Why didn't the programmer come out of the shower?
Because the shampoo bottle read: Apply, Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
The music is so loud my ears are hurting.
When it's that loud, it Hertz
What did the shaving can say to the young Skywalker?
Pulled a fast one on the wife
What do you call someone who repeatedly murders breakfast?
You're gonna need some lube for that
I have a friend who's a diagnosed kleptomaniac. Every time he comes over, I try to explain why I spend so much time on this subreddit, the puns in the comments are THE BEST. He never seems to get it.
It turns out he always takes things literally
What generation did Forrest Gump belong to?
I'm part of a lineage of dad joke enjoyers
Because a good joke derserves to be repeated
I like beans, but they don’t like me.
They always talk behind my back.
What do you call a psychic that can’t read minds?
Telepathetic.
I made this one up years ago and I’ve never heard anyone repeat it, so maybe it’s an original?
Why are veterinarians always so happy?
Because they all think pawsitively.
Pete and Repeat were walking on a bridge. Pete jumped off. Who is left?
My wife asked if I’ve seen the dog bowl
If you keep putting shampoo in your eyes…
You’ll have an infoamation overload*
*Conditioners apply
Pete and Repeat
- Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete falled off and guess who was sitting on the wall still?
- Repeat.
- Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete falled off and guess who was sitting on the wall still?
- Repeat!
- Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete falled off and guess who was sitting on the wall still?
- REPEAT!!!
- Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete falled off and guess who was sitting on the wall still?
Pete & Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?
Repeat.
Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?
Repeat….?
Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?…
My grandpa’s favorite joke. (Peter 5)
I have this condition where every seven days things seem to repeat themselves.
Where do jewellery shops get most of their repeat business from?
Trees, they get a new ring every year.
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
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