My son asked me, “Dad, do you remember your first crush?”
I said, “Yes. It was orange.”
do you remember the joke i posted about my spine?
it was about a week back.
Hey do you guys remember last month?
I remember it like it was yesterday.
What is an actual dad joke you remember your father (or father figure in your life) telling when you were young?
Mine is definitely: “I’m hungry.” Him: “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”
Do any of you remember Charlie the Tuna from the commercials?
Oh man! Do you remember that time you got drunk and stepped in a bucket of milk??!
Hey dad, can you remember the Japanese word for a ninja throwing star?
Do your best today! Just remember though, no matter how far you push the envelope…..
If you are planning to buy an electric vehicle, remember one thing—-you can’t pay in cash.
They..need to be charged.
Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
Just remember, if you do not pay for your exorcism. . .
What happens when you drink coffee and remember stuff you might have seen before?
Do you guys remember that chiropractor joke i made not too long ago?
It was about a week back.
Do you remember when air for your tires was free at gas stations and now it's a $1. Do you know why?
I know times are tough for a lot of people right now. All over the planet, humanity struggles with problems that seem to never go away... just remember, you can always rest assured that at the end of the day...
I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but these days when you mention Botox..
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
Child to Parent - If you didn’t see me for 10 mins would you remember me? Parent - Of course! Child - How about 10 hours, days, weeks, months, years? Parent - I will love and remember you for ever!
Child - Knock knock
Parent - Who’s there?
Child - You’ve forgotten me already!
Just remember, no matter where you go in life
Just remember, no matter how still you think you can be...
You can never be Ben Stiller!
You remember the first rule of Bruno club, right?
We don't talk about Bruno.
Remember that boomerang joke I was supposed to tell you guys?
It's coming back now. Thanks for the encouragement.
SPOILER:
This one came whirling in pretty fast.
When you are feeling paranoid, remember....
Do you remember Clippy?
Microsoft got rid of him so fast, he couldn't process it.
I remember asking my mother where babies come from. She said one day I will tell you about the birds and the bees
I saw a bird eat a bee and never asked again!
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
If you are worried about your surgery, remember you have an anesthesiologist
You can find safety in numbers.
What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline
Idk I’m the one who’s asking
My son wanted some girl advice, so I told him, “If you are intimidated by a date, remember one thing.”
They are just big raisins.
Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?"
I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
What do you call a man who can't remember where he parked?
Do you remember the joke about hot coffee and ice cream?
Always remember, if you cut off your left arm...
....your right arm would be left.
Remember: when you use your phone in the bathroom, it can be easily tracked by its...
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
“Dad, did you remember to move the clocks forward last night?”
‘Yeah, but they fell off the shelf.”
You remember when they made stairs?
It was a big step for civilization.
Do you all remember the chiropractor joke I told?
It was about a week back.
Do you guys remember the chiropractor joke I put up
I remember when plastic surgery was taboo, but now you mention Botox
And nobody raises an eyebrow
Do you guys remember that chiropractor joke I posted?
It was about a week back?
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Do you remember that one joke about a chiropractor?
You should it was about a weak back.
Remember when air was free at a gas station and now it’s $1? Do you know why?
Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?" I always thought they were going to hit me...
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
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