Redos Puns

but I wouldn't accept his counter offer.

I asked him "Did'ja redo it?"

Sorry, just realized this was a repost.

The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.

I was floored.

I asked "didja redo it"?

50 Cent and Nickelback

I said: " Didja redo it?"

Me (dad): You're going to redo the whole solar system?

My dad: Yeah, we're gonna put in a new transformer and replace some cable and add some panels.

Me: But where are you gonna put Jupiter?

My son: Daaaaaad!

It was a few'tile effort.

She was talking about how she needed the measurements of the driveway so that she would know how much gravel she needed.

She turns towards me and asks me in the middle of her ramblings "How many feet are in a yard?"

Without missing a beat I reply "Two if you're standing in it."

must be because it's in bread.

My parents are redoing the bathroom, so the vanity was in the living room. Talking to my mom about her broken Fitbit.

Her: I had it charging all day, and it won't connect to my phone. I tried to use the sync-

Me: but it's sitting on the couch!

Her: shamelessly shakes her head and high fives me

I'm gonna be good at this whole dad thing.

Dad: I'm thinking of redoing the floor in the living room.

Me: That's a lot of hard work.

Dad: No, it's hardwood. grins and exits the room

I said, "Didja redo it?"